I'm a sick and twisted, evil dunmer. I don't hate other creatures - they are nothing to me but playthings. Toys that I like to open up so that I can see how they work, then smear them over my walls for art. My crimes are few, for when you have no conscience, no suffering caused to man, animal or elf could ever be considered a crime, as much if one stepped on a blade of grass.

My lack of empathy is generic psychopathic, in that it belies an intelligence to merit the scholars and master mages of the ages. I am not stupid and I am very careful. So my home, my mansion, my charnel house, is a portrait of opulence; the many chandeliers illuminate my fine collection of carefully torn-apart animal carcasses and wine. My visitors have no idea where my true mind lies, until their minds lie on my floor, oozing from their ruby lips. My basemant, however, is...

...unfortunately not much different. I'm disappointed to find no options for adding cages, torture racks and other gruesome objects into the dank recesses of my cellar. This is fairly understandable - I imagine it is coded such that only one object can be placed in one location. It would be nice for you to be able to choose from a range, as with the house extensions (the wings), so you could choose either a skeltetal cage or a pot plant, but I guess that is too much work for a ￡5 piece.

However, what does disappoint me is my lack of option to worship my chosen god. I have a shine but I can only worship those upstarts, those pretenders, those 'divines'. My Lord Dagon and my Lord Molag Bal will not be happy that I may not praise them as they deserve. I guess I will just have to hope that my sacrafice - that is, the blood sacrafice made by the women of Tamriel at my hands - will be enough worship for them. Time will tell.

In the meantime I will erect a shrine to Bethesda, and pray for the addition of 'evil' furniture in my basemant of horrors, or at least the ability to worship daedra and the princes!

You're creepy.

*shakes head* It's not easy being evil.

or being a lunatic

Indeed

Yes, the woes are many, and there is so much prejudice against us psychopathic serial murderers. People think we are 'creepy' lunatics. You're all welcome to Windstad manor any time you like. If you would like to pre-season yourselves with some salt, possibly ketchup, it would be appreciated. Just ask my steward for "Padan Fain". I'm a hungry Dunmer. We can talk. I like to 'chew the fat'...

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same
-Slayer; Dead Skin Mask

What if you use the house in Windhelm or The House of Horrors in Markarth for your " hobby" then keep the Hearthfire homes a front for your normal family life?

....You ok bro? o_O'

Well, the name of the DLC was "Hearthfire"... I think you were looking for the "Amityville Horror" DLC.

Can't tell if this guy is [censored] up, or just roleplaying WAY to hard.

A little bit of both, maybe.

I like the Daedric shrines idea, but the torture stuff... to each their own I guess.

Try completing the Dark Brotherhood quests. Sure, it's no Hearthfire, but it'll have what you desire...

I cannot argue with the title of this thread.

HOWEVER- being able to put more than one item in a place is doable, because Bethesda has done it before. Both of the player houses in FO3 had changeable "themes" that you could purchase. Sadly they chose not to implement that here.

But don't give up hope. Maybe between the next "big" DLCs we'll get a small "build your own evil bastard house".

No. No one serves Molag Bal and calls themselves "evil" or "twisted". Because there is no such thing as evil! No such thing!

Awesome. I've played that tune many, many times live.

it puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again

seriously though you have issues, its nice to vent them in a safe setting such as this but someone as smart as you should know this type of thinking is self destructive and can only lead to a tormented life of misery. remember real people are mothers, fathers, sons and daughters...they're loved and needed, they mean something to someone even if they mean nothing to you

*out of character*

Haha oh dear. Just to appease the curious, I find it difficult to bring myself to kill an in-game deer. This is rp at it's most challenging and my first evil character I've played. From oblivion, fallout 3, nv and Skyrim, it's always good guys. Even when I'm a thief I'm more of a lovable rogue. Got bored, thought I'd try something different. Wow though, some of you think I'm being serious... now THAT'S worrying! I take it none of you kill animals in this game (or is this something you do in real life?) and I surely hope none of you are vampires or warewolves in reality. Scary stuff! I created this character mainly for dawnguard. After all, who else would choose to become a vampire lord other than a totally evil character? Anything other than a murderer makes no sense, rp-wise. And such a person (one who would choose to become a vl) would surely have no empathy and consider humans to be animals, rather than equals. Pretty sure I'm not the only person playing this game to roleplays.

*back in character*

Ah yes, the house of 'horrors', as you call it. I call it a playhouse, myself. That is the domain in which my great Lord spoke to me. To live in His domain would be to defile the sacred. No, there is something inviting about my guests coming for dinner, and explaining to them that the screams from the basemant are just the cries of a wounded fox (it is amazing how much of an animal one sounds with no tongue). The 'kindly' guests of mine who want to see the 'creature', to help it, I am perfectly happy to escort down to the cellar... it is messy, but far better than taking a life (and using their soul to enchant the axe that will kill their family) in my dining room. Mops and buckets are rare in Skyrim and cost a fortune!

It is important that my main home has hidden secrets. Intestesting to hear that it was previously possible to choose from multiple furnishings - it would be a nice feature to have.

Try therapy it worked for me or just keep taking the tablets!

This is downright laughable. Get a life, [censored].

You really should just use that Dawnstar shrine to do your dirty deeds. Don't [censored] where you eat.

Never tell someone to get a life unless you're OK with them taking yours.

Evil does exist. It's a convenient label for any behavior society deems unacceptable. In other words, most of the fun stuff.