For example walking around in Fable 2 a Guard says, "I remember my first year of Guard school, cracked a bandit's skull right open," lol. Now I understand the two mediums of Fable are different. Fable is very colorful and filled with lots of humor. And Skyrim is more dark and brooding. But you don't need that much brooding really. Witcher 2 still is brooding with some fun humorous parts. Be nice if Skyrim guards talked more often about whom they smashed or sliced with their swords or greathammers.
Another fun one is, "I'd like to be an adventurer, do you know if the pay is good?" lol. Another Fable guard quote, but a lot better than "I use to be an adventurer like you till I took an arrow to the knee,"
Where are the guards in Skyrim whom actually like their job? Whom tell the funny stories of how they sliced someone in half? I just feel the guards in Skyrim, well to be honest in most of the gamers are carbon copies of each other. And I'm not saying Fable did this any better. But I just wish, we had different guards. Some whom liked their job and some who didn't.