How to kill a Frost Troll...
- Put some Fire Salts in their food.
- Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a lake.
- Light their farts on fire.

Two Orcs walk into a bar...the second one should have seen it coming.

Let it be known that the Horker has the largest genitalia out of any NPCs in the game.

How many guards does it take to hang a torch? None. All the guards would just complain about it.

Why do dragons always stand on top of the inns before attacking the town? Dragons want to get drunk too!

Why is Alduin so upset after several hundred years of slumber? No one sang him a lullaby.

Why does Paarthurnax live on the largest mountain in Skyrim? Cuz he's high, bro!

How to troll a Dark Elf: Walk up to one and say, "Aww, feeling a little blue today?"

How to troll a male Nord: Hide his ale.

How to troll a female Nord: Hide her husband.

How to troll an Argonian: Pretend you're Steve Erwin hunting alligators.

How to troll a High Elf: Steal their sweet roll.

How to troll a Khajiit:
- Pick your own pockets.
- Steal their catnip.
- Throw a bottle of Skooma in front of two of them and watch them fight.

How to troll a troll: Fus Ro Dah them down a hill.

How to troll Ancano (College of Winterhold): Push him to the bridge and bump him off.

How to troll an Orc: Find one of their camps, strip down naked and yell with an Irish accent "I'm an Ogre!" then look at your horse and yell "Stupid Donkey!"

How to troll an innkeeper: Purchase a room for the night, and as they show you to their room, let them stand there for several hours.

How to troll a Jarl: Wait for them to go to sleep, then steal their throne and sit on it until they wake up.

(Hearthfire) How to troll your Children: Constantly demand that they do chores, go outside and play, and go back inside.

How to troll your Follower: Have them step on a floor trap. (Grab the popcorn.)

How to troll a Courier: When you see them coming, run away!

How to troll a Guard: Use your shouts in town and when they approach you, either tell them off or exit the conversation. Or just pickpocket them and remove their equipped clothing.

How to troll a Giant: Smack them and get on top of a large stone out of their reach.

How to ruin a wedding day: When the priest asks you to take your vows, you tell them no or cancel the conversation, jump up on the stage, and Fus Ro Dah the entire room.

Think you've got good jokes? Post them.

An Orc, a Dragon Priest and a Horker walk into an inn. The inn keeper looks up and says "what is this? A joke?"

:rimshot:

How do you hide a Redguard in a coal heap?

Smash his teeth out.


What do you do in a field full of dead Argonians?

Reload.


How do you circumcise a Stormcloak?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Bosmer hunter: "Loot scaling svcks in this world cell"
Khajiit inside the city: "Yea tell me about it. Kill after kill after kill and nobody drops Khajiit spouses"
Argonian emperor: "And you're not even using the PS3 version"

An Altmer attended an show where a ventriloquist who fancied himself a comedian told about twenty Altmer jokes in a row.
"Look", shouted the Altmer, standing up in the audience, "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out,"
"Please sit down sir and be calm", said the ventriloquist, "after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me Altmer don't have a sense of humour".
"I'm not talking to you", said the Altmer, "I'm talking to that little fellow on your knee".


A Nord was brought to court for pushing an Altmer off the top of White-gold tower, the tallest building in Tamriel.
"You shouldn't have done that you know", said the judge, "you might have hurt somebody walking below".


Am Altmer went to insure his carriage and paid 20 septims to have it insured against fire.
"For 10 septims more sir", said the agent, "you can insure it against theft also".
"That would be a waste of money", said the Altmer, "who would ever steal a burning carriage?".


Two Altmer were building a house.
"Hey", said the first Altmer, "these nails are defective. The heads are on the wrong end".
"You fool", said the second Altmer, "those are for the other side of the house".


Altmer viewing a broken window:-
"It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides".


"You have been found not guilty of robbery", said the judge to an Altmer.
"Does that mean I can keep the money?" asked the Altmer.

Yo mama so fat, Alduin the world eater ate her and said, "You know what? I'm full".

Yo mama so fat, a Khajiit looked at her butt cheeks and said "Sweet Masser and Secunda!" (the moons)

An imperial and a stormcloak walk in a bar. The stormcloak says "I'll have some mead." The Imperial says....."GOT MILK?"

Why did the Khajiit not cross the road? Because he decided to go.....ELSWEYR!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, that when I took a trip to Cyrodiil, I thought they made a http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1366&bih=468&tbm=isch&tbnid=iU11Ko5lFqxlrM:&imgrefurl=http://www.imperial-library.info/content/hermaeus-mora&docid=lIDqcrHPTYqDtM&imgurl=http://www.imperial-library.info/sites/default/files/bkdae_ob_daedra_hermaeusmora.jpg&w=640&h=480&ei=yI5TUIanN8HCqAGQoIEQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=84&vpy=161&dur=575&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=172&ty=137&sig=109154881302357984194&page=1&tbnh=107&tbnw=147&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:79 of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, not even the Dark Brotherhood would take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes Grelod the Kind look hot.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:On_the_Great_Collapse

Ok this made me laugh a lot.