Okay, Charles. I know you feel like lying on these forums will make you happy, but you need to learn how to enjoy yourself without resorting to tall tales. You are an interesting person, and you don't need to lie in order to convince us of that.
Be confident in yourself, Charles!
Will folk get it into their heads, the PC version is being unlocked after midnight for EACH time zone!, I'm in the UK, it's now 6:23 am, mine unlocks in approx 18 hours ACCORDING TO STEAM.