Skyrim svcks! Poem by ladygray87 (not me!) : V

» Tue May 08, 2012 11:04 am

A poem. Not by me!

Graphics from Oblivion
Except the alluvion
Performance issues
One thousand patches reissues
Same old races, same old game
Getting a bit bored by this 17 year old dame

Rubbed my [censored], rubbed my tit
Now I look at it and prepare a hit
Fists closed, face exposed
It's red and stupid that it got METAMORPHOSED!
Radiant Story, [censored] the story
It's the boring like dragons, they svck svck svcky!

They made me to upload it.

» Tue May 08, 2012 8:43 am

what the....

» Mon May 07, 2012 11:16 pm

It's a pretty bad poem...

» Tue May 08, 2012 3:21 am

I don't even...

» Tue May 08, 2012 8:04 am

This poem svcks.

» Mon May 07, 2012 11:23 pm

Not only could I write a better poem with my ass, I could bring up better arguments against any game better with my left testicle.

» Tue May 08, 2012 12:16 am

I don't think she reads a lot of poetry...

» Tue May 08, 2012 12:43 am

Whoever wrote this needs to be crucified for their ignorance of true wisdom!

» Tue May 08, 2012 8:20 am

I think I could eat the words and puke it out on a page and make a better poem then that.

» Tue May 08, 2012 8:12 am

This poem svcks.

alot....... it also svcks as an argument against skyrim

» Mon May 07, 2012 10:41 pm

>Graphics from Oblivion

First line ruined the validity of the rest of it. Plus, why? Seriously, why?

» Mon May 07, 2012 7:31 pm

Not only could I write a better poem with my ass, I could bring up better arguments against any game better with my left testicle.

» Mon May 07, 2012 10:40 pm

haha, rhyme pattern and syllable cadence are atrocious. NT though

» Mon May 07, 2012 11:07 pm

I think I could eat the words and puke it out on a page and make a better poem then that.

if I did eat the words skyrim and svcks I would puke

» Tue May 08, 2012 7:01 am

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a skyrim fan,
And I will find you...

» Tue May 08, 2012 6:24 am

And this is why I don't read poetry... that stinks

» Mon May 07, 2012 8:37 pm

Flamebait.

» Mon May 07, 2012 9:02 pm

that wasn't even funny, not only did it not rhyme but it completely is inaccurate

» Mon May 07, 2012 11:44 pm

I've written better poems while much higher than that. For shame, ladygray87.

» Tue May 08, 2012 11:29 am

srsly

» Tue May 08, 2012 5:46 am

don't blame her because lady gaga was born this way,this way,baby i was on the right track i was born this way!

» Mon May 07, 2012 7:40 pm

Ladygray? From fable? obviously a troll poem from a fable fan who is butt hurt molyneux cant keep promises. At least bethesda does more than what they say they are gonna do.

» Tue May 08, 2012 9:37 am

This "poem" makes me testicles turn inside out.... :sadvaultboy:

» Mon May 07, 2012 7:24 pm

Aaaah, my eyes...no use of meter, contrived use of rhyme, syllable counts all over the damned place and no rythm...deffo has the emo angst of a teenage 'poet' though. Should probably stick to stuff about how cruel the world is. :rolleyes:

» Tue May 08, 2012 11:51 am

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a skyrim fan,
And I will find you...

Even this was funnier than the OP's poem.