If Skyrim was a woman, I would make sweet love to her : V

» Fri May 11, 2012 4:50 pm

You know what I mean?

» Fri May 11, 2012 6:26 pm

That is very sick and perverted...

I'm right there with you.

» Fri May 11, 2012 5:57 pm

:-\ Ok...

» Fri May 11, 2012 8:47 pm

you and half of Tamriel... well except the elves...

» Fri May 11, 2012 1:47 pm

o.O

» Fri May 11, 2012 1:09 pm

If Skyrim was a woman, she would be sadistic dominatrix in tight leather corset, high heels and with a whip
And she would whip you every time you would start to enjoy her company
(I think this is closer to reality

)

» Sat May 12, 2012 12:32 am

If Skyrim was a woman, she would be sadistic dominatrix in tight leather corset, high heels and with a whip
And she would whip you every time to heighten your enjoyment of her company
(I think this is closer to reality :hubbahubba:

)

Fixed!

» Fri May 11, 2012 1:42 pm

If Skyrim was a woman, she would be sadistic dominatrix in tight leather corset, high heels and with a whip

Along with some chains for your wrists

.

» Fri May 11, 2012 7:21 pm

TBH you are properly a young man you would make sweet love to anything

» Sat May 12, 2012 12:26 am

Yes, not only to her but her sisters, friends, mom and even her cat. THANK YOU BETHESDA FOR THE BEST GAME EVER MADE! Now kindly patch it so it will be game of the millennium! :celebration:

» Fri May 11, 2012 1:00 pm

For me Skyrim is a dirty yet sweet male Viking who grabs me by my hair and.....well.....you get the picture.

No is not an option.

» Fri May 11, 2012 3:29 pm

Yes, not only to her but her sisters, friends, mom and even her cat. THANK YOU BETHESDA FOR THE BEST GAME EVER MADE! Now kindly patch it so it will be game of the decade!

This is what I was talking about

Anyone else thinks that Bethesda game fans are bunch of masochists?
Because playing recent Bethesda games on few first months (and especially on PC) is like eating delicious dark chocolate-mint (or any other flavor you like) ice cream that is full of glass shards
You can't stop because ice cream is so delicious, but every spoon makes you suffer
And after you are done with it, you beg for more

» Fri May 11, 2012 9:48 am

You know what I mean?

definitely.

» Fri May 11, 2012 9:40 pm

okay...

» Fri May 11, 2012 12:54 pm

if u got the disc version there is a hole in the centre if ur getting that excited about it!

» Fri May 11, 2012 4:18 pm

if u got the disc version there is a hole in the centre if ur getting that excited about it!

Speaking from experience Sir Undertow?

» Fri May 11, 2012 9:01 am

This is what I was talking about

Anyone else thinks that Bethesda game fans are bunch of masochists?
Because playing recent Bethesda games on few first months (and especially on PC) is like eating delicious dark chocolate-mint (or any other flavor you like) ice cream that is full of glass shards
You can't stop because ice cream is so delicious, but every spoon makes you suffer
And after you are done with it, you beg for more

Hey, if that's what you're into, I'm not here to judge.

» Fri May 11, 2012 4:48 pm

I wouldn't. I prefer my woman not to be bug-ridden.

» Fri May 11, 2012 11:05 pm

For me Skyrim is a dirty yet sweet male Viking who grabs me by my hair and.....well.....you get the picture.

No is not an option.

Thats ME, not Skyrim, you're talking about!

» Fri May 11, 2012 6:54 pm

This is a good example of why I wish forums were more regulated. Grow up.

» Sat May 12, 2012 12:11 am

Hey, if that's what you're into, I'm not here to judge.

Based on a fact there was TES3, TES4, FO:NV and TES5 we are all into it
Unfortunately

» Fri May 11, 2012 3:15 pm

?_?

» Fri May 11, 2012 3:33 pm

This is a good example of why I wish forums were more regulated. Grow up.

You know, they say that the older you get, the less mature you become...

» Fri May 11, 2012 11:38 pm

This is a good example of why I wish forums were more regulated. Grow up.

Are you kidding me? I thought this thread was hilarious. And I am woman and an old(er) one at that.