ok so I live in Italy and purchased a physical copy of Skyrim for xbox 360 in a renowned videogame shop chain.

I come back home , start playing and notice the game is completely voiced in italian, by the four or five guys and girls that voice children cartoons on national television.

seriously, everyone has the same voice from the very start of the game, and it doesn't help that it feels like I'm playing a freakin dragonball game due to their cartoonish inflection.

so I laugh and go "that's funny, svcks for those who'll have to play it this way. ok now, where are those english voiceovers bethesda finally spent more than 10 bucks on?"

then I realize they're nowhere to be found. it's like having a nice big cake in front of you, a delicious cake on which someone unleashed a steaming pile of poop on.

so I'll have to sell this copy and buy an english copy online, and wait for the inevitable 10 days it will take to get it delivered from whichever happy place it is it'll come from.

a place where not each and every person in Skyrim is voiced by Vegeta.