1. Continue to distract people away from the bugs and glitches - after all, they increase game length when people lose saves/playtime from crashes.
2. Fire the "300 beta testers" that were responsible for this, as the money can be better spent on people that do important stuff for the company, like hiring people to post "Please be patient, they are doing all they can" messages in game forums under the guise of anonymous, happy customers when people trash the game's technical achievements. If a tester can't find bugs in this game, chances are they can't find their [censored] with both hands and someone holding a flashlight for them.
3. Keep laughing all the way to the bank - after all, it's not like your customer's money can crash or need a patch, and you've already got it.
I'll be expecting my check in the mail.
Sincerely,
Your Game Company svcks