That's a bit extreme, censoring the Russian reversal.

I think it's funny as long as it's logical.
Like the original joke: In America you can always find a party, In Sov. Russia the communist party will find you.

Really, the 'In blah blah' line is censored? That's so weird. Oh well, I admit it wasn't funny. I did have intentions on helping the OP but then after reading his questions I realized the assignment was above me so...again, sorry for making a poor joke.