I wish my mom didn't think everything I touched would explode into flames I've never even once burned anything down ...

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/great-canadian-heinz-ketchup-cake/

I actually want to make this .-. saw it on back of a ketchup bottle we have had for a while (it still has a bit of ketchup in it)

also at one point i wanted to make a Potato Cheese cake

http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Idaho-Potato-Cake

Brownies with an errant chunk of meat the other day I hope it was meat...made by my mom

Was thinking of making The worst cook you know thread earlier.

That's not saying much.

Your mom seems crazy, though.