Stuffed Thalmor ? : V

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:11 am

So will I be able to stuff and mount a Thalmor in my trophy room ?, coss hearthfire would be worth the $5 for that alone.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:08 pm

That would be hilarious, but I can see why not for obvious real world reasons. (Stuffing people and putting them on display as a trophy)

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:42 pm

Good so I wasn't the only psychopath wondering about this...

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:09 am

I'll get a mod immediately if it isn't in Hearthfire.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:58 pm

Can I put a stuffed Heimskr and the stuffed Thalmor in a position that makes them look like they are kissing? If so, I will stuff a Thalmor just to make the house have an immature joke.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:49 am

As I've said before, I want a stuffed Ulfric Stormcloak. But I wouldn't say no to a stuffed Thalmor justicar next to him.

Maybe just their heads on the wall, and my wife yould use their derrieres as pincushions.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:48 pm

As I've said before, I want a stuffed Ulfric Stormcloak. But I wouldn't say no to a stuffed Thalmor justicar next to him.

Maybe just their heads on the wall, and my wife yould use their derrieres as pincushions.

this is what i want in my house

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:46 pm

Dead Thrall is your answer.

I had the Emperor Titus Mede sitting in my living room for about a week. Until he mysteriously disappear... :dry:

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:30 pm

I wonder (if you chose to snuff the Brotherhood instead of join them) if you could stuff the whole Brotherhood (aside from Babette), and have a Dark Brotherhood Memorial Wing in your house.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:38 pm

I wonder (if you chose to snuff the Brotherhood instead of join them) if you could stuff the whole Brotherhood (aside from Babette), and have a Dark Brotherhood Memorial Wing in your house.

You can. But make sure you cast Dead Thralls on them (then kill them) every once in a while so they don't disappear. Recommend once every two game days. Can be a serious pain the butt, after a while you just kinda say screw it too much hassle. (unless Hearthfire allow more permanent item placing)

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:14 pm

Well, I wouldn't kill the Brotherhood anyway. They're about the most interesting characters in the game.

Ulfric, on the other hand, I make a point of snuffing. Usually via dragon shout. Seems like poetic justice.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:02 pm

I want a stuffed Thalmor too. I suppose I'll just have to settle for putting my extensive collection of Thalmor robes on all the mannequins I add....

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:40 pm

A stuffed Elenwen would be nice! Oh the mod possibilities when HF comes out on PC! :devil:

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:27 pm

Yes. Maybe her and Ulfric, mounted opposite one another and glaring at each other.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:17 pm

Is it odd that I find stuffing a thalmor as a trophy more disturbing then using one as a dead thrall?

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:42 pm

Eating one would be worst of all. Wonder if they taste like chicken...

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:16 pm

Dead Thrall is your answer.

I had the Emperor Titus Mede sitting in my living room for about a week. Until he mysteriously disappear... :dry:

I guess you didn't finish what you started...

Is it odd that I find stuffing a thalmor as a trophy more disturbing then using one as a dead thrall?

I'm with you. At least the thrall has a certain function and utility to it. Humanoid trophies just seems kind of... just something none of my characters would ever think of, aside from jokes about Ulfric Stormcloak. They may joke about mounting his head on their wall, but they don't even like the fact that nobody's thought to move Ulfric's rotting body out of the Palace of Kings.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:24 am

Not even his head, which General Tulius said he had plans for.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:05 am

I thought this was about Thalmor plush children's toys... Mabye it's time to sign someone up for anger managment

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:22 pm

King Madanach.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:27 pm

I'm sure a stuffed Ulfric would look good. Beside the chicken coop, perhaps?

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:41 pm

I don't think Stuffing a thalmor and Putting in into a trophy room would be 5 Dollars alone.

Where is the trophy room then. if you cannot build a house :touched:

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:33 pm

I'd have stuffed Thalmor in the backyard. Have Aela or someone teach them swordsmanship and archery, there are plenty of Thalmor around to keep the targets numbers up.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:35 pm

That would be hilarious, but I can see why not for obvious real world reasons. (Stuffing people and putting them on display as a trophy)

I would love it also, but as you said about stuffing people. All the Political Correct cry babies would come out of the wood work and have a tantrum. Same as why they had the big issue over kids in games getting killed.

» Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:02 pm

Sure hope so. I will invite the thalmor embassy to my house after. Nice little party we will have.