THAT'S IT! If my demands aren't met... ! : Crysis

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:03 am

I'm a man at the end of my rope! This forum and game are all I have in my life! EVERYTHING!

I have demands! If they aren't met... I'LL DO IT! I WILL!

List of demands:

1) I want to be mailed a full working nanosuit 2.0.
2) I want a million dollars in monopoly money.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY..

3) Cry-Adam must eat a sandwich. I require photo evidence.

You have 72 hours.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:35 am

...AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:06 am

the nanosuit is gonna kill ya if you aren't trained!

what you need is instructions/ manual but I know you won't read 'em!

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:34 am

Haha a full working Nanosuit would be awesome. I'd totally power jump every building I could find

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:59 am

Can I haz sandwich?

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:18 am

I'm eating a sandwich right now. Breakfast croissant with egg, cheese and bacon. it's tops.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:32 am

Lol! I thought you were going to threaten to quit if crytek didn't fix the game.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:37 am

What's on the sandwich?

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:14 am

What's on the sandwich?
Ham! Ham and cheese! Yes, yes... my plan is unfolding. *taps fingertips together*

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:01 am

wow... this was hilarious... may I use it on the Halo reach forums?? I want to see how those bunch of 12 year olds go crazy over it...

» Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:16 pm

how about a sandwich of turkey, salami, and pastrami on rye bread! hell yeah!

» Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:19 pm

Lmfao....we want proof of the sandwich eating now!!

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:48 am

Tactical Options available: Eat Sandwich

Tactical Option 2: Don't Eat Sandwich

Tactical Option 3: Enjoy the sandwich and claim that you didn't eat the sandwich.

Tactical Option 4: Provide a photo an hour later showing you eat the said sandwich which an hour earlier you claimed you didn't eat.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:02 am

It's a slow day on the forum haha. Plus I'm glad to see Cry-Adam up and about though I hope you're not forcing yourself here.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:59 am

Did he eat the sandwich?

» Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:39 pm

What's on the sandwich?

I'll tell you what's NOT on the sandwhich...

Decent, and Serious Support Workers.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:21 am

What's on the sandwich?

I'll tell you what's NOT on the sandwhich...

Decent, and Serious Support Workers.
I agree. Who would eat a good worker?

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:02 am

What's on the sandwich?

I'll tell you what's NOT on the sandwhich...

Decent, and Serious Support Workers.
I agree. Who would eat a good worker?
A shark.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:02 am

I'll tell you what's NOT on the sandwhich...

Decent, and Serious Support Workers.
I agree. Who would eat a good worker?
A shark.
Also Godzilla.

» Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:39 am

Hahah, agreed..