I was in Whiterun fighting some guards, and I shoot a lightning bolt right at a guard. But instead of hitting the guard it arcs around him and hits Nazeem in the back while he's bending down next to one of my victims.

lol I actually feel a little bad because he reminds me a little of my in-game wife this time around.

hahahaha I just fell out of my chair laughing, to funny.

Trust me, you won't miss him.

Wow, there is a Sithis.

Obviously your magic was telling you something. Guess even the Divines think he's annoying .

I once Fus Roh Dah'd him straight down the street without the intention of killing him. He ended up under a bridge and died.

Truly your hand was guided by the gods themselves. Nothing like seeing that to teach the rest of Whiterun a lesson on the value of humility. And an even more valuable lesson on staying indoors when some heavily armed hokerr is taking on the guards with lightning bolts.

For me, a dragon was attacking Whiterun so I ran over to Nazeem. The dragon lands and breathes fire, toasting Nazeem while I Whirlwind Sprint out.

What a great day.

You see, even magic lightning bolts hate Nazeem.

This reminds me of the film http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanted_%282008_film%29

I think I'll have to try killing Nazeem in inventive ways now. Telekinesis some cabbage to his head or something.

I've never actually killed anyone, because no one has annoyed me that much yet.. about the only annoyance with NPCs I had in general was when they would start talking to me as I came near them and keep talking as I kept moving. I installed a mod to shut them up a long time ago, and haven't really been bothered by anyone since.. although I've noticed a lot of people hate the NPCs in Whiterun because it seems that's where all the annoying ones are (for the most part anyway).

I always kill him anyway. I hate him so much haha.



"Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I s-..." *FIREBALL*

Hah that's just epic great shot.

Thanks bro.
Especially since I only fight my way into Whiterun to use the merchants.
And I am his listener.
"Been to the storm district very often?"
Never seen it.
I killed a guy who placed a bounty on me. Then I got a bounty in Whiterun because I killed a dawnguard agent who was sneaking up on me near castle Volkehir, then took to long to kill the one in the tower. I usually don't kill villagers unless they attack me though.

Sorry I got back here so late, Skyrim was calling me.