The best phrase in Tes games : V

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:09 am

Just wondering if there was a phrase you want to put back in Tes what would it be for the latest game

Example from oblivion i would put this phrase in skyrim

(What have we here another play thing?
You will dance for me little one yes you will, I will make your corpse dance, and then tear it self apart)

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:18 am

stop right there criminal scum.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:53 pm

Though it wouldn't fit in Skyrim, I miss hearing "We're watching you... scum." every time I walk down the street. Made me feel quite welcome.

As for adding into Skyrim, you can't go wrong with "I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:29 pm

i saw a mudcrab the other day

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:09 pm

"Why. Won't. You. Die?"

I will probably be hearing that line on my deathbed. It's permanently burned into my memory.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:18 pm

I've always found it amusing in Morrowind, when you get near a Khajiit and they would sometimes say, "Whyyy do you approach?"

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:59 pm

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you.

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:27 am

I think one of the best, is the sort of mumble some of the NPCs in Morrowind tend to do.

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:58 am

"Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots." M'aiq the Liar

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:54 pm

stop right there criminal scum.

This, as well as heaps of Maiq's quotes.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:38 pm

"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot, any truth to that?"

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:59 am

"Why don't you speak with the Commander then? I'm sure the boot in your [censored] will take your mind off your troubles."

Also, anything by Serana... dat voice.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:09 pm

You move like a pregnant cow!

You remind me of my homeland. During the Blight.

Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni!

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:48 pm

"May you walk on warm sands." - said by a female khajiit with a high disposition in Morrowind. Always makes me feel so warm and fuzzy.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:41 pm

"Why. Won't. You. Die?"

I will probably be hearing that line on my deathbed. It's permanently burned into my memory.

...maybe the reason you will hear that on your deathbed is because your snotty grandkids want their inheritance already.

I don't know if you have grandkids or not so don't take offence please

Best phrase? Hmm, pretty much everything Sheogorath says is pure gold to be honest.

For serious phrases, I really like this one: "What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:45 pm

"May you walk on warm sands." - said by a female khajiit with a high disposition in Morrowind. Always makes me feel so warm and fuzzy.

Thats said by most Khajiit in Skyrim

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:19 pm

"For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear."
-36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14
Always gets me that one.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:17 pm

"Werebear.. where? bear.." - M'aiq

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:15 pm

"What're you looking at? No, I'm not paralyzed. And I've never even met a witch, much less been asked to escort one anywhere. Why am I naked? Because it's too damned hot here! You people think that every time you see a naked Nord barbarian, he's been tricked by some witch. So narrow minded. Now leave me alone."

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:15 am

"Werebear.. where? bear.." - M'aiq

Already in Skyrim.

"BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA! IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! STANDING HERE! NEXT TO MEEE!"
- you know who

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:29 pm

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEfftVsyk_c" (Seriously why isn't this one in skyrim?)
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJIesyEX9EY"

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:58 am

"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEEEEEEEEEEEED TO DEATH!"

That made me laugh so many times.

» Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:39 am

"Here? Right here? What about, say... over there? No? Right here? All right then, you're the Grand Champion! Whatever you say!"

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:15 pm

I used to be an Adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the Knee. Needs to be in every TES.

» Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:27 pm

'This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death.'