The rules are:
1. Has to be a Dunmer, no cheating with a dark skinned Bosmer.
2. Has to be the VANILLA version. No cheating with mods.
3. If you feel inclined to be humorous and make a hideous mother f'er go ahead, but that's not a challenge now, is it?

Alright, here's hoping this doesn't get buried. I would start off, but... I'm a console player so unless you want a shifty/crappy ipod photo...
Ready. Set. Go... let's prove the Orcs are still the ugliest race!