As there is no current king of the forum as far as I am aware, I name myself as King of the General Forum. I am looking for recruits to be my Knights, Jarls, and a Queen of the General Forum as well. I wish for cookies from all my subjects. All who deny my right shall be sentenced to death by a thousand voices at once and sweet rolls being pelted at you.
Let's please refrain from posting off topic threads like this. I realize the intention is some lighthearted fun, but it's been mostly spam and in a very active forum like this we need to keep the congestion to a minimum.