One day, you were walking on the beach. You suddenly found an empty Coca-Cola bottle on the sand. Being the good and productive citizen you are, you decided to pick up the bottle and throw it away. However, as soon as you picked it up, a fat bloated genie came out of the bottle and grants you 3 wishes. What would they be? For me it would be?

1:To become dictator of Planet Earth.

2:To erase Justin Bieber's parents from space and time and from the pattern of possibility. That way, the little abomination we have now will cease to exist.

3: To be the most awsome person in the universe.

1. Infinite wishes
2. Infinite money
3. Infinite knowledge

1. More spam topics
2. A million weasels
3. Soltar with action missiles

This guy knows.

Depends... we talking Aladdin genie or we talking Wishmaster Djinn? If the first one... Unlimited money... if the second... nothing.