[Judy Lynch]

There was a book in Daggerfall with funny jokes. I decided to make a thread for ones we could possibly think of in Skyrim.


How many Dwemer does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, there aren't any left


His mama is so fat that when she jumped in the air at night she got stuck between Secunda and Masser

[Jennie Skeletons]

I was about to mention a joke book from Daggerfall.

Their jokes and stories were certainly...sixual...

[Kevin Jay]

What's the difference between Ulfric and a bucket of cow poop?

Answer: the bucket.

[CHangohh BOyy]

What's the difference between Ulfric and a bucket of cow poop?

Answer: the bucket.

What is the difference between the Empire and a Brothel?

The Empire is much cheaper.

[Petr Jordy Zugar]

What is the difference between the Empire and a Brothel?

The Empire is much cheaper.

How do you know when a Nord has had too much to drink?

Answer: He starts making sense.

[Rude Gurl]

How do you stop a Thalmor from drowning?

Answer: take your boot off his head.

[rebecca moody]

double post.

[Harry-James Payne]

How does the Elder Council get the taste of Thalmor Buttocks out of thier Mouths? They lick Thalmor Boots