To: everyone.
Peanut butter. Do you have it in your country? (I know it's not very popular outside of commonwealth countries.) What is it like? Sweet? Salty? Smooth? Crunchy?
I only really started eating it in South Africa. There are sweet options here, but the unsalted, non-sugar, plain peanut-and-vegetable-oil butter seems to be most popular, and it tastes
really good.
The one I do remember incredibly disliking was one I tasted in Northern Ireland...

It was smooth, sweet and milky... It basically had all the appeal of pureed baby food. (For all I know, it could have been an American or English product, so it may not be fair to associate it with the country... )

Anyway, point is, I don't really know what peanut butter tastes like, elsewhere.
And the other term for ass is censored, so i dunno about that one.
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