» Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:18 pm
Here's what you do.
Fill a bathtub with water, so it just barely doesn't spill over. Then, tell her you like pancakes and ask her what's her favourite band. Just as she's about to answer, do a backflip. Read what she answered and reply with "I think there's potatoes under my chair...", then promptly disconnect. Run off to the store, buy some toilet paper and some chewing gum, start chewing the toilet paper and yelling "BACK IN MY DAY THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT YELLOW WAS JUST BLUE'S SISTER!", then moonwalk back to your house/flat and reconnect. Boil some eggs and make yourself some tea. Turn off the lights (if the lights weren't turned on, turn them on and start from the beginning) and ask her what time it is. Turn off your computer and go to sleep. The next day, tell her your name is Mike and ask her "Wanna be famous?". If she says "yes", ask her out.