Everytime I come home to drop off my amazing loot and get a nice home cooked meal that [censored] has other men in the house. I even killed 2 just to show her I mean business.

This is what I get for protecting all of Tamriel from impending doom?

I hope Alduin eats her first, won't be the first thing that's eaten her I would imagine at this point lol. Cheating [censored].

I came home once to find a child in my house....needless to say i was like WTF when did this happen

haha by reading the topic I thought your real life wife is cheating you cause your playing too much Skyrim
that could definetly happen to me lol

thats why i jerk off and live alone.

Thanks for the lulz.

I married Mjoll, moved her all the way to Whiterun, and still continually have Aerin popping up in my house from time to time. That's one hell of a trip to see a "friend", next time we're alone he might end up mysteriously disappearing.

This haha I had to double-take

One of the most amusing threads of the day congrats, made me lol at any rate

I have been looking for a wife for my Wood Elf, not sure when you get to do that I haven't even started the MQ yet and I am 30 hours in... if she keeps on inviting guys around there will be trouble though

Yea I married the chick from Riverwood. I should've listened when they said she's the reason why they named it that cause it's like a river of wood coming in and out her bedroom.

But no i was in "love". Only thing she's good for is those home cooked meals and the money she gives me everytime i see her. I think I've become her pimp or something cause she's always paying me and guys are walking in and out of our homes.