» Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:35 am
Yesterday as I was working on Heljarchen Hall, the one I built with the huge porch, a giant paid me a visit. Giants and their mammoths totally freak me out no matter where they are. Having one in my yard terrified me. I raced up to the porch, poisoned an arrow and shot him. He became enraged and charged the house. I scampered into the house and my steward said, something to the effect that it sounds bad out there. Yea, the giant was banging around my property. I was, in real life, totally freaked. All I could think was he would come up the stairs on the porch, break down a door and ruin my house. Fortunately, my imagination is wilder than Bethesda's because he did no such thing. So.....I sneaked out on the porch again, shot him, ran screaming , literally (I'm female so that's ok ) back into the house. Now I'm worried my steward will go out there and get killed. Good help is hard to find. Back out on the porch, rinse, lather, repeat two more times. Mr. Giant finally crashes to the ground dead and I run down to loot his nasty corpse for that repulsive, yet valuable toe. Does it get any better than this I ask you? 
