» Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:27 am
It depends on whether it would affect the future (our present) or not.
If it does? I would impress them with my (terrible) looks.
"Yuck, what in the gods is that! A hairless, skinny, weak humanoid outsider! Crush his bones and eat his brains!!!"
If not? A machine gun and plenty of ammo. That impresses even me, and is bound to impress anything that comes my way.