I knowz dat dis is undisputable 'cuz Ulfric iz da man!!!

He peaches 'bout freedom and stuffz and the option to worship Talos. He also isn't racist like dem Imperials 'cuz Tullius before he gets executed by Ulfric, says that this iz what da Thalmor wanted. It's so nice dat he cares about the feelings of others dat he made an exception to elves so dat they might finally be happy. And Sturmcloaks look more epicz, and da Empire izn't as fabulous lookin' as true Nords are.

Ulfric, da bestest person ever gives dark elves and lizard people a place to live in his capital at da seat of the new free gubmint o' Skyrim. Also the Empire tried to killz you, so they obviously the blippity black dark side in dis story, whereas Ulfric iz essentially a paragon of virtue.

Also, Ulfric iz teh hawtness, and Galmar iz a big cuddly teddy bear. Dem Imperialz are ugly 'cuz they's evilz. They made some tweaty called white gold dat made all dem Redguards unhappy. What kind o' empire does dat stuff to its subjectz? That's just wrong!!! So, therefore the stormcloaks are teh only logical choice as the Empire is as good as the Empire from Star Wars.


Anywayz, now I's done with telling you 'bout da truth, so peace out.

I believe in self-determination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on, as much as I hate the Stormcloaks, even I can see this is low.

I iz super serialz 'bout dis!!!

Are you trying to be ironic? Hmmmm good job.

Now, if you're a stormcloak fan, why is your picture a thalmor wizard?

In case it wasn't obvious, the OP is a thalmor supporter and apparently made this thread in response to all the civil war threads on right now.

A change of heart?

Highly doubt it. The OP is simply trying to stir up things, besides he's highly sarcastic with his wording. I don't think anyone writes like that on these forums unless it was to be sarcastic.

This is so ridiculous. We dont need another one of these obvious threads again.

Can't stand the sight of a trwu son o' Skyrim?

True sons of skyrim can spell.

Most Nords can't read.

According to?

Lol, Farkas...

The many new books exclusive to Skyrim that suggest the literacy rate is less than adequate.

Also, do you really think guards read? They can't even identify if you're harbinger or a whelp of the companions.

Besides, all Nords do is drink and fight, the only real source of major literature is the college of Winterhold.

There's no book shops in Skyrim.

He's got you there, KillaBee.

But what does that matter if Nords can do the job of taking down the Thalmor?


To be honest, OP, I think you're trolling.

Just because Nords dont value literature doesnt mean they cant read. And I've never seen a book that wasnt blatantly biased against Nords that said the literacy rate was down. And I know you're not using bad NPC AI as evidence. Farkas is slow, but he never says he cant read...

No he doesnt, and yea he is.

And the general stores sell books.

Yeah, I guess.

Obvious Thalmor is obvious?

Nah uh!!!

Dey spell tomes dat no one lese will buy.

Nords say magic iz bad.

Go to Belethor's shop. He does sell books. And so does the nord woman in winterhold. Like I said, they may not value it as much as the thalmor who prefer to read about battle more than practice it, but they're not illiterate.

Less than 5 book sellers is bad, as those 2 don't make up the majority of the economy of Skyrim unlike the Meaderies.

If you want to get nit picky, Cyrodiil only had 2. They had more books for sale, but hey, you say less than five is bad, so....

At least the economy wasn't based on Mead...

The economy is based on mines and precious metals actually.