I'm sadly going to have to agree with this even if it was a joke.
Specifically Fable III, at least you can hug/kiss/etc your spouse in that game.
Or play Mass Effect, Dragon Age Origins, Jade Empire, hell any game in the last few years that has had a romance aspect, because they are ALL better than Skyrim's and that is saying A LOT.
Guess it's once again up to the modders, and sometimes I think Beth takes them for granted...