I bought http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0321635361/ a while back: got sidetracked before I could really give it a try and never got back to it, but it seemed pretty well written from what I remember.
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Hello World Souffle.Ingredients.72 g haricot beans101 eggs108 g lard111 cups oil32 zucchinis119 ml water114 g red salmon100 g dijon mustard33 potatoesMethod.Put potatoes into the mixing bowl.Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl.Put lard into the mixing bowl.Put red salmon into the mixing bowl.Put oil into the mixing bowl.Put water into the mixing bowl.Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl.Put oil into the mixing bowl.Put lard into the mixing bowl.Put lard into the mixing bowl.Put eggs into the mixing bowl.Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl.Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl.Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.Serves 1.