Vile characters and how you dealt with them... : V

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:42 pm

Just what the topic says.

1. Name a character. It can be a previously selected one, or a new one, your choice
2. Explain why you think they're so rotten and deserve to have Bad Things happen to them.
3. Explain what bad thing you did to them. Doesn't necessarily have to be lethal.

Discussion of harming or killing children via game mods is unacceptable.

Me first.

Target: Grelod the Kind.
Motivation: I have a serious problem with anyone who beats, abuses, neglects, and terrorizes children.
Punishment chosen: Power attack with Elven Battle-axe of Devouring. Right to the head.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:57 am

Grelod was rather horrible, as were plenty of people within the game.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:16 pm

That's what this topic is about: the therapuetic nature of knocking the ever-loving crap out of a certain special individual who deserves it.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:19 am

i usually act like corona ("that person is an [censored], i dont know how to deal with this!"), although for different reasons (i have trouble picking a way to kill, corona actually has no idea how to deal with the situation)

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:49 pm

Target: Arondil
Motivation: He's Arondil (for those who don't know who he is, head to Yngvild and read some of the books he has scattered around)
Punishment chosen: Shooting the soul gem from the pedestal next to him. His ghostly Nord servant whacked his over-preened backside, and not in the way that he'd like.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:27 am

Target: Maven Black Briar
Why: Connections to Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood, corruption of Riften, all round [censored].
Method: I killed her with a... oh, right. How could I forget...

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:44 am

Grelod was rather horrible, as were plenty of people within the game.

My kill on Grelod was so sweet. I snuck in the back way of the house while she was talking to those kids, I was hidden the whole time, I snuck up behind her and sliced her across the throat. Then I proceeded to calmly walk out of the house like nothing happened.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:30 pm

Target : Ulfric Stormcloack

He is the worst thing that happened to Tamriel in a Loooooong time. Even Dagoth Ur was more MORe clever than him
He deserves to die in a fire pit.
I didn′t manage to kill him yet... but I hope he will die in glorious battle by my sword.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:11 am

Target: Mercer Frey
Motivation:
1. Tried to kill me
2. Stole from my people
3. He deserved
4. He still deserved
5. I just didn't like him.
Status: Dead Thrall Pack Mule along with Ulfric and Galmar.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:44 am

Astrid.
She manages to be evil even surrounded by evil that should make her seem normal.
I smacked her repeatedly with a bound sword while she got down off her stupid bookcase. By the time she was ready to fight, she was dead. Now you know how it feels, ha.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:26 pm

I have yet to reach the RP stage in my Orsimer for him to become evil enough to kill. Though most evil I just take care of normally.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:01 am

Astrid.
She manages to be evil even surrounded by evil that should make her seem normal.
I smacked her repeatedly with a bound sword while she got down off her stupid bookcase. By the time she was ready to fight, she was dead. Now you know how it feels, ha.

ooooh i hate her so much! she is the worst sister ever, she deserves to be sent to the void in the most painful manner possible. "i just wanted to protect the brotherhood" my ass

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:58 am

Another from me:

Target: Ulfric Stormcloak
Rationale: He started a civil war and almost served up the whole Empire (Skyrim included) to the Thalmor.
Method: Despite Ulfric's actions, he was a brave warrior with at least some sense of honor. And I think that his actions were motivated in part by self-interest and prejudice, but also in part by patriotism and desire for freedom. His death was necessary, but I felt that he deserved an honorable end, at my hands (as requested). But I wanted it to be poetic, too. So when Tulius gave me his sword, I dropped it on the floor and instead incinerated Ulfric with my Fire Breath shout. He who killed by the Thu'um died by the Thu'um.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:11 pm

My kill on Grelod was so sweet. I snuck in the back way of the house while she was talking to those kids, I was hidden the whole time, I snuck up behind her and sliced her across the throat. Then I proceeded to calmly walk out of the house like nothing happened.

I walked in there broad day light walked up to her while she was mid speech, was about to talk to me but I waraxed her head off

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:42 am

I walked in there broad day light walked up to her while she was mid speech, was about to talk to me but I waraxed her head off

I simply walked through the front door and, just before the entrance on the left where she was in talking, I sneaked and one-shot her with a bow!

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:02 pm

Another from me:

Target: Ulfric Stormcloak
Rationale: He started a civil war and almost served up the whole Empire (Skyrim included) to the Thalmor.
Method: Despite Ulfric's actions, he was a brave warrior with at least some sense of honor. And I think that his actions were motivated in part by self-interest and prejudice, but also in part by patriotism and desire for freedom. His death was necessary, but I felt that he deserved an honorable end, at my hands (as requested). But I wanted it to be poetic, too. So when Tulius gave me his sword, I dropped it on the floor and instead incinerated Ulfric with my Fire Breath shout. He who killed by the Thu'um died by the Thu'um.

Bah, he deserved to die impaled and burned alive! haha

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:12 am

I simply walked through the front door and, just before the entrance on the left where she was in talking, I sneaked and one-shot her with a bow!

I screwed up with a quest And had to load a save before that quest, so I'm gonna try it again with volendrung, see what cool kills I can get haha, I'm hoping decapitation by hammer

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:38 pm

Nazeem...The Bane of Skyrim :@

DIE! DIE! BURN IT WITH FIRE!

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:19 pm

Target: Heimskr

Motivation: He gives me a headache

Method: I sicced Cicero on him

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Target: Sigurd

Motivation: He gives me a headache

Method: I sicced Cicero on him

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Target: Nazeem

Motivation: He gives me a headache

Method: I sicced Cicero on him

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Then I reloaded so I can do it again someday. :biggrin:

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:50 am

Grelod is the only person I killed just because I hated her so much. I find that letting the other non-hostile NPCs I hate live makes the game feel a bit more fun. I like keeping non-hostile NPCs alive in general out of habit.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:16 am

Grelod the king
Child beating [censored]
Supplex, heavy spinal damage

Heimskir
Cultist, 3 suspected victims
Arrow in the neck, spinal snap.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:16 pm

1. Isran.

2. Because he's an idiot. He's an extremist, and he deserves to die because he can't see that he's part of the food chain.

3. Turn him into a vampire, lock him up in an ancient dungeon, and visit him every decade or so to cut a small rat open, flick a drop of blood into the chamber, and walk away while Isran goes mad with bloodlust trying to get a lick.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:01 pm

Grelod is the only person I killed just because I hated her so much. I find that letting the other non-hostile NPCs I hate live makes the game feel a bit more fun. I like keeping non-hostile NPCs alive in general out of habit.

Grelod was a person who I really hated a lot. She deserved that suplex. Hahahahahahaha

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:19 am

(Your Favorite Character) ... I just hate how they (Your Favorite Thing They Do) ... I (The Most Horrible Thing You Can Imagine)'d them.

» Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:35 am

Wow you guys are brutal.

1. Isran.

2. Because he's an idiot. He's an extremist, and he deserves to die because he can't see that he's part of the food chain.

3. Turn him into a vampire, lock him up in an ancient dungeon, and visit him every decade or so to cut a small rat open, flick a drop of blood into the chamber, and walk away while Isran goes mad with bloodlust trying to get a lick.

I surprisingly like this. But you should put that in spoiler tags. Just to be safe.