My vision of joining the Thalmor and conquering Skyrim!

Post » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:12 pm

So in my current game I am playing as a High elf armored mage who looks totally badass in daedric armor. Before this dlc, my highelf helped the empire stomp the stormcloaks for 2 primary reasons: 1. Because stupid idiot Nords disregard magic with fear and ignorance and don't even realize what it is their sacrificing by wanting to ban it. AND they blame the college of Winterhold for the huge crisis in Winterhold. While I understand their point of view, still they decide to utterly believe this reason without even questioning the mages on whether they were responsible nor did they even look for proof of their part in it. So, this tells me that they are using this as an excuse to further legitimaze their reasoning for wanting magic banned from Tamriel without even trying to truly justify their accusations!! Stupid damn Nords...

2. Also because Nords are abusive to my kind. I may be high elf but you don't need the mistreatment of the dunmer in Windhelm to realize that Nords are strict elf haters of all kinds of elves. For this reason also this pushes me toward more of the reason why I joined the Imperial Legion: For only a safer future for my kind and all the mages of winterhold. Nord parents have been teaching their children to hate elves for centuries even today it hasn't changed. Well I think its time to make a change to that so from now on if I hear ANY and I mean ANY Nord being abusive or murderous towad any elves in Skyrim I will personally pay a visit to him and send a fireball up their arses for their continued transgressions toward my kind. I mean, how could a whole race hate all elves for such a long period of time? Seriously... nords you guys beat down so many elves here and there in the past. We get it!! You proved your point!! But now It's time these stupid barbaric nords be made into something useful...slaves to the elves!!!

Ok so after I enjoyed endlessly slaughtering stupid nords all over Skyrim eventually the empire was once again in control of all of Skyrim. I only used them to strictly provide a safer future for mages and elves everywhere in Skyrim. I could care less about the empire or their existence in Tamriel. So, after all that mess happened a couple of weeks later when I reached the appropriate level I was contacted by the legion and the Thalmor...

I was busy in my Archmage quarters making some really epic armor for my character to further his power. After I was done I turned around and meant an Imperial courier who was delivering a message to me from General Tullius. In it he explains: This is a state of emergency to all Imperial officers everywhere that the Thalmor have resumed attacks all over Tamriel and it is required that all Imperial officers all over Skyrim to report to Castle dour immediately! Armies of the dominion will be marching upon Skyrim in less than a tenday and need to be stopped!! Glory to the empire and the divines!! General Tullius...so yeah after I got finished reading that shocking message yet another messenger arrives into my quarters. This time it was an emissary from the dominion who brings tidings from the Dominion general. He wishes to grant me an audience of mutual importance that involves me helping the dominion retake Skyrim and in exchange I will be awarded with great power in the dominion and being granted a reprieve against all my past crimes against the dominion. Now here I am immediately granted 3 dialogue options: I choose to join the dominion, I choose to side with the empire, or I let the messengers duel it out. Of course, the obvious choice is to.....let the messengers DUEL IT OUT!!! The courier draws his imperial sword and shield but in the end he proves no match against the emissary's superior magical skills. He dispatches the imperial with relative ease and so I tell him that I will join the dominion and destroy the empire's hold in Skyrim...once and for all!!

After that bit of nasty business I meet up with the Thalmor General who is named General Mallus of the 105th dominion division. So I offer him my aid to rid skyrim of the empire and he gladly accepts and we ravage destruction across numerous imperial outposts all over Skyrim. The Jarls are all replaced with high ranking dominion officials and Thalmor guardsmen now walk the streets in every city, abusively enforcing their strict law against Talos worship. Also, I end up destroying the blades and running into members of the Psijic order here and there and dispatching them as well. Even Paarthurnax, whom I let live, intervenes when dominion enforcers pillage High Hrothgar. Of course, had to kill him too...

So there you have it folks! This is my vision of joining the Thalmor and ridding Skyrim of the pathetic underclass fools that dwell in it. Who else has a grand vision of joining the Thalmor?

FOR THE DOMINION!!!!
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Céline Rémy
 
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Post » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:30 am

Hmm...
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victoria gillis
 
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Post » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:43 pm

think your gonna get lonely in here.
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Silvia Gil
 
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Post » Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:06 pm

think your gonna get lonely in here.

Why do u say that?
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OnlyDumazzapplyhere
 
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Post » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:53 am

You're racist.
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YO MAma
 
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Post » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:15 am

First you conquered Skyrim as a bloodthirsty vampire, now you're conquering it as a genocidal Thalmor operative. What's next? An army of skeevers, mudcrabs and horkers?
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Avril Louise
 
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Post » Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:03 pm

Actually its worse. The Thalmor are omnicidal, they want to destroy everything so they can reunite with the gods, because they see humans as the reason that they lost their divinity. Barely any other high elves even want that, the Thalmor are not loved.
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Post » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:21 pm

Hmph, so another one of my brethren has yet again flock to the side of thalmor, the speck of dirt in the nobility of the elven race. Shame on you.

But seriously, nice concept.
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