I'd like to post a wallpaper I made from the new webisode but apparently I can't post links of any sort, even through the text editors own image tool. So, are these forums really that draconian or am I missing something?

You can't post links until you've been a member for a while (I think, it might also be the numbers of posts). You should be able to put the link up soon, welcome to the community btw.