Was expecting more sixual content

Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:51 am

I think the real reason why you can't have six (not even in marriage) is because people would try and go for race combinations which would result in genetic monstruosities not even the game would render properly, thus breeding a new race in Skyrim and pretty much dooming it's inhabitants because of obvious racial superiority and natural selection.

tl;dr how is orc/khajiit or argonian/bosmer babby formed?
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:38 pm

It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad.

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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:21 pm

I think Beth achieved the perfect balance with this aspect of the game, catering to every category:

1. Puritans who prefer to hack, slash, decapitate and dismember... but think a natural urge such as sixuality does not belong can simply ignore the amulet and proceed upon their merry way.

2. The amulet provides an outlet for relationships and romantic roleplaying with tangible bonus and buffs for players who want a more rounded, and I feel, realistic experience.

3. The modders will accommodate those who prefer their coffee hot.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:30 am

Maybe for you most six happens virtually.......On paper WTF?? LOL

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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:24 pm

Some of the books are quite explicit, including forced abortion (Barenziah's story, for example). I think that the ESRB realized they missed this in giving Morrowind a "T" rating... then they forced Beth to chaange Oblivion to "M" from "T" after release.

As for six being mostly in the mind, clinical psychologists will tell you that this is exactly the case, and is precisely why erotic stories and other forms of erotic artistic expression have been popular throughout human history.

As for racial combinations, that's not a problem because you simply say that certain combinations are infertile. They may form, but they would be childless, at least as far as natural birth.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:51 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e7GrPUKKcE
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:09 am

No, some have the faces of 80 year olds. It's just their bodies that are between the ages of 20-40 which, honestly, is infinitely more creepy for some reason.



THIS.

I was walking through Whiterun, and see a woman in the distance. I think, "hmmmmm, nice body shape, sixy walk...", I get closer and suddenly she turns around... Face of 80 years old and she replies: "Come to help an old woman, do your good deeds for the day, hm?"

:blink:

NO!
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:18 pm

I think Beth achieved the perfect balance with this aspect of the game, catering to every category:

1. Puritans who prefer to hack, slash, decapitate and dismember... but think a natural urge such as sixuality does not belong can simply ignore the amulet and proceed upon their merry way.

2. The amulet provides an outlet for relationships and romantic roleplaying with tangible bonus and buffs for players who want a more rounded, and I feel, realistic experience.

3. The modders will accommodate those who prefer their coffee hot.


I completely agree with this...... the way it is implemented in the game gives the player the option to enable the features or not. Who purchases a swords and sorcery roleplaying game expecting sixual content? If you look at the genre as a whole, even works that involve some romance (like Aragorn's side-plot with Eowyn and Arwen) but rarely has any six.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:39 pm

Actually i was pretty disturbed after hearing Sapphire's story, which had a little more sixual content than i would have preferred.


Sapphires story? There is a girl in Riften named sapphire but she doesent have any dialogue. Ive tried talking to her a billion times >.<
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:35 pm

Sapphires story? There is a girl in Riften named sapphire but she doesent have any dialogue. Ive tried talking to her a billion times >.<


Check out this thread: http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1308067-whats-up-with-saphire/
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:09 pm

People need to grow up. Once again, it cracks me up that these people have no problems with disembowling, beheadings, blood and guts... I mean for the love of God, look at some of the places you stumble across. You can almost see the brain matter dripping off of them. And yet... you mention nudity, and it becomes "OMG... I don't want porm. Bunch of perverts" or "I'll search the internet if I want to see that kind of thing." Get over it people. If I'm a pervert because I think it should contain some nudity, then you are a future (or possibly present) serial killing weirdo because you have no problem with the blood guts and entrails (and some people even want a lot more of that).

The "pervert" or "i don't want porm" line of reasoning is absolutely a HUGE joke. Give me a break. Just because they add some nudity to the game, it doesn't make it a Skinemax flick or something that belongs on a XXX shelf. Just watched the movie remake of "The Mechanic" starring Jason Statham. Guess what... has plenty of blood and guts and (oh the horror!) nudity. And it's rated R... (the gaming equivilent of M). It's not a pormo people because it shows some nudity. And my wife enjoyed the movie as well. NUDITY DOES NOT EQUAL porm PEOPLE.

Another set of examples. Look at some games like Heavy Rain and the God of War series. Both are rated M (that's for Mature again people). Both are incredibly succesful in the sales department as well as HIGHLY reviewed and rated by critics and fans alike. They've won awards. And they contain... wait for it... here it comes... cover your eyes... nudity!!! And they are NOT considered pormographic by any stretch of the imagination. Wow... imagine that. I haven't played TW2, but I've heard a LOT of great things about it. And it too contains the "dreaded" nudity. There is nothing wrong with the nudity!

I just can't understand it. Blood and guts is ok. Let me watch the blood geyser out after I behead someone. But God forbid a nipble pop out! If I buy a mature game, that should mean I'm mature enough not only to handle the blood, but also nudity. They're advlts... we're advlts. Nudity is more natural then shoving a sword handle-deep into somone's chest cavity. It's ok to have love scenes and even include a little nudity. Period. For the last time... NUDITY DOES NOT EQUAL porm!

Worst case scenario... I say include nudity in the game. When the game ships, have the nudity turned OFF in the settings. So anyone that can't handle M-rated nudity in the game, can do without. Anyone that wants the nudity can go into the settings and turn it on. Everyone wins.

Just don't see the big deal! :biggrin:
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:40 pm

THIS.

I was walking through Whiterun, and see a woman in the distance. I think, "hmmmmm, nice body shape, sixy walk...", I get closer and suddenly she turns around... Face of 80 years old and she replies: "Come to help an old woman, do your good deeds for the day, hm?"

:blink:

NO!


Put a bag over her head. :hubbahubba:
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:14 pm

People need to grow up. Once again, it cracks me up that these people have no problems with disembowling, beheadings, blood and guts... I mean for the love of God, look at some of the places you stumble across. You can almost see the brain matter dripping off of them. And yet... you mention nudity, and it becomes "OMG... I don't want porm. Bunch of perverts" or "I'll search the internet if I want to see that kind of thing." Get over it people. If I'm a pervert because I think it should contain some nudity, then you are a future (or possibly present) serial killing weirdo because you have no problem with the blood guts and entrails (and some people even want a lot more of that).

The "pervert" or "i don't want porm" line of reasoning is absolutely a HUGE joke. Give me a break. Just because they add some nudity to the game, it doesn't make it a Skinemax flick or something that belongs on a XXX shelf. Just watched the movie remake of "The Mechanic" starring Jason Statham. Guess what... has plenty of blood and guts and (oh the horror!) nudity. And it's rated R... (the gaming equivilent of M). It's not a pormo people because it shows some nudity. And my wife enjoyed the movie as well. NUDITY DOES NOT EQUAL porm PEOPLE.

Another set of examples. Look at some games like Heavy Rain and the God of War series. Both are rated M (that's for Mature again people). Both are incredibly succesful in the sales department as well as HIGHLY reviewed and rated by critics and fans alike. They've won awards. And they contain... wait for it... here it comes... cover your eyes... nudity!!! And they are NOT considered pormographic by any stretch of the imagination. Wow... imagine that. I haven't played TW2, but I've heard a LOT of great things about it. And it too contains the "dreaded" nudity. There is nothing wrong with the nudity!

I just can't understand it. Blood and guts is ok. Let me watch the blood geyser out after I behead someone. But God forbid a nipble pop out! If I buy a mature game, that should mean I'm mature enough not only to handle the blood, but also nudity. They're advlts... we're advlts. Nudity is more natural then shoving a sword handle-deep into somone's chest cavity. It's ok to have love scenes and even include a little nudity. Period. For the last time... NUDITY DOES NOT EQUAL porm!

Worst case scenario... I say include nudity in the game. When the game ships, have the nudity turned OFF in the settings. So anyone that can't handle M-rated nudity in the game, can do without. Anyone that wants the nudity can go into the settings and turn it on. Everyone wins.

Just don't see the big deal! :biggrin:


I do agree 100% with you but we are talking about a game made in America. Remember when Janet jackson showed one of her nipbles on super bowl? The whole country were in a national crisis, millions of children were traumatized for life. To see the perfectly natural, to see the beauty of the human body... surely this devastating destructive negative force must be struck down wherever it appears, or things may end in violence! :rofl:

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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:46 am

Hehex) lol thread.
Remember when you get married in skyrim,it sounds soo funny
*puts on amulet of mara
You can ask intrested in me are you?
Npc says,yeah are you feeling the same for me?
Then yes,oh! alright! Lets get married!
And at the wedding,yes i do,then the one you marry just go away. x) at least they could add a cute hug or a kiss.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:10 am

In a Bethesda game ?

hahahaha *take breath* hahahaha

I don't know if it is puritanism or capitalistic endevaour to maximise income but there is no six, ever, shown in a Beth game.
Used to be nudity in old games, mainly remember in Daggerfall, but that was all.
And even with a M rated game you won't see any without mods because you know [/sarcasme on] it is ok and perfectly fine to see blood, decapitations, executions, murders, treasons, human sacrifices or drunkards brawls but nudity, no way, not even in marriage !! [/sarcasme off]


GTA screwed up that possiblity with hot coffee.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:58 pm

In a Bethesda game ?

hahahaha *take breath* hahahaha

I don't know if it is puritanism or capitalistic endevaour to maximise income but there is no six, ever, shown in a Beth game.


sixual content is bad for business?
That's new.
Oh whatever...let's just blame the capitalists.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:05 pm

People need to grow up. Once again, it cracks me up that these people have no problems with disembowling, beheadings, blood and guts... I mean for the love of God, look at some of the places you stumble across. You can almost see the brain matter dripping off of them. And yet... you mention nudity, and it becomes "OMG... I don't want porm. Bunch of perverts" or "I'll search the internet if I want to see that kind of thing." Get over it people. If I'm a pervert because I think it should contain some nudity, then you are a future (or possibly present) serial killing weirdo because you have no problem with the blood guts and entrails (and some people even want a lot more of that).

The "pervert" or "i don't want porm" line of reasoning is absolutely a HUGE joke. Give me a break. Just because they add some nudity to the game, it doesn't make it a Skinemax flick or something that belongs on a XXX shelf. Just watched the movie remake of "The Mechanic" starring Jason Statham. Guess what... has plenty of blood and guts and (oh the horror!) nudity. And it's rated R... (the gaming equivilent of M). It's not a pormo people because it shows some nudity. And my wife enjoyed the movie as well. NUDITY DOES NOT EQUAL porm PEOPLE.

Another set of examples. Look at some games like Heavy Rain and the God of War series. Both are rated M (that's for Mature again people). Both are incredibly succesful in the sales department as well as HIGHLY reviewed and rated by critics and fans alike. They've won awards. And they contain... wait for it... here it comes... cover your eyes... nudity!!! And they are NOT considered pormographic by any stretch of the imagination. Wow... imagine that. I haven't played TW2, but I've heard a LOT of great things about it. And it too contains the "dreaded" nudity. There is nothing wrong with the nudity!

I just can't understand it. Blood and guts is ok. Let me watch the blood geyser out after I behead someone. But God forbid a nipble pop out! If I buy a mature game, that should mean I'm mature enough not only to handle the blood, but also nudity. They're advlts... we're advlts. Nudity is more natural then shoving a sword handle-deep into somone's chest cavity. It's ok to have love scenes and even include a little nudity. Period. For the last time... NUDITY DOES NOT EQUAL porm!

Worst case scenario... I say include nudity in the game. When the game ships, have the nudity turned OFF in the settings. So anyone that can't handle M-rated nudity in the game, can do without. Anyone that wants the nudity can go into the settings and turn it on. Everyone wins.

Just don't see the big deal! :biggrin:



Who or what is your rant directed at? Because as far as I can see, the devs made the game they wanted to make, they weren't forced to cut anything for the sake of a favourable rating and there's been no public outcry.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:28 pm

I do agree 100% with you but we are talking about a game made in America. Remember when Janet jackson showed one of her nipbles on super bowl? The whole country were in a national crisis, millions of children were traumatized for life. To see the perfectly natural, to see the beauty of the human body... surely this devastating destructive negative force must be struck down wherever it appears, or things may end in violence! :rofl:

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The GTA series is made in America. God of War is made in America and is brimming with nudity and has six mini-games.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:28 pm

Used to be nudity in old games, mainly remember in Daggerfall, but that was all.
And even with a M rated game you won't see any without mods because you know [/sarcasme on] it is ok and perfectly fine to see blood, decapitations, executions, murders, treasons, human sacrifices or drunkards brawls but nudity, no way, not even in marriage !! [/sarcasme off]


Good points about the all-too-common disparity between the acceptability of violence over nudity in content geared to advlts. I remember the nudity early in the series. It was in the character menu (back when you could see your character modeled in the stats screen) and if you unequipped all of the gear and clothes, the character was topless.

Good times, good times.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:03 am

I can't FAP TO THIS
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:33 pm

Based on the age of all the Nord children, it appears no one has gotten laid in Skyrim in about ten years.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:46 pm

The GTA series is made in America. God of War is made in America and is brimming with nudity and has six mini-games.


Right, and every Puritan in this uptight country wanted to burn that witch at the stake.

Remember: Hacking, slashing, decapitating, mugging, stealing, pickpocketing, assaulting, shooting, carjacking, drug dealing, drug using, and other forms of abusive behavior = good. Nudity = bad. These are good Christian, American values.

I don't care either way. The fervor at which nvde mods are released for these games is........ummm.... interesting, but hey, different strokes for different folks (no pun intended).
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:03 pm

Right, and every Puritan in this uptight country wanted to burn that witch at the stake.

Remember: Hacking, slashing, decapitating, mugging, stealing, pickpocketing, assaulting, shooting, carjacking, drug dealing, drug using, and other forms of abusive behavior = good. Nudity = bad. These are good Christian, American values.

I don't care either way. The fervor at which nvde mods are released for these games is........ummm.... interesting, but hey, different strokes for different folks (no pun intended).


Actually most of crap GTA gets is for the drug dealing and cop killing not the prosttutes, hence the "murder simulator" accusations. And God of War is too far off the media's radar to get much notice.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:09 pm

In USA presence of women is sixual content.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:09 am

I've played enough pretend-lewd fantasy this year to welcome a shift in gears.

I'm glad Skyrim isn't about six.

If you're not going to be realistic and fair about the topic (really, we can see all of Trish, but not all of Geralt? how patriarchal is that? are wangs really that offensive?) then don't bother doing it at all.

Thank you, Bethesda.
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