Some of you may have heard that there was a bug in a pre-gold build of Skyrim where chickens would report any crimes that they witnessed.

Well, now Mudcrabs will report your crimes against humanity, too!

I just murdered a guy in the middle of nowhere and '40 Bounty added to Whiterun' popped up. I was surprised when I couldn't find anyone in the immediate area...but then I saw a Mudcrab sitting nearby on a rock, staring at me. I killed it, and 'Last witness killed. Bounty removed.' popped up...

If you can't trust Mudcrabs to keep a secret, then I don't even know what the world has come to these days...

Damn snitches.

I always knew there was a mudcrab conspiracy about.

We've all heard it..

"I saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures".

But what they didn't know was that the mudcrab saw THEM too.

Mudcrabs... and there I thought there weren't anymore possible reasons to hate them.

Kill all the mud crabs!