So as I just had a sneezing fit from something that occurs almost daily, I thought to myself, this could make a fun thread. A third of the respondents would gross everyone out, another third would be grossed out, and a final third would be apathetic.

What kinda weird things/features can your body do or have? I'll start. When I eat or drink, I tend to naturally breathe in--I can't help it. This results in one of two things, or both:

1.) I start a coughing fit because I choke on water (I probably have a coughing fit from choking on water about once a day)

2.) Remnants of whatever piece of food is in my mouth/throat get shot up into my nose. Normally it'll be a small crumb, but I've had two occasions where it was a noodle or a piece of lettuce. Usually number 1 will lead to this. I then start sneezing anywhere from 4-10 times in a row as my body rejects it. Fun times.

And yeah, I don't know anyone else who has this except for my mom.

My thumbs also snap, like the top digit will make a popping noise from just wiggling it.

I sound pretty gross, don't I? Either way, make me feel better with your weird stuff.

well I fart belch and spit and smell too much self lovin

Well, there's this really weird thing where I wake up in the morning and my bed's all wet. I don't know if I should ask mom about it...Also, pre-emptive joke squashing patrol again: in before someone says Diarrhea.

well you must like to mark your territory if you do it in your sleep as well since Diarrhea is out of the question and I am assuming(mother of all f ups:) I know) you dont wet your bed with anything besides your sweat the only conclusion that comes to me is you must be an exceptionally virile person

Oh, a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpheidae

I can't really think of anything too weird my body does. Although I can turn my feet beyond 180 degrees while standing. A pointless skill really.

Certainly explains my exoskeleton.

And I'm trying to imagine the foot thing, haha.

My skin peels off...

I should take a photo of the floor at work.

oh science recessive as in recessive traits in your dna wait I am not sure let me check yup

In http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetics, a recessive gene is an http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allele that causes a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenotype (visible or detectable characteristic) that is only seen in a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homozygous http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genotype (an organism that has two copies of the same allele) and never in a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zygosity#Heterozygous http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genotype.

well you must be really limber good for you