[Roberta Obrien]

Maybe it doesn't belong here, Not sure, didn't see anywhere else in particular to put it, so here it is.

I'm not really going to go around spamming over threads to get it higher, but I'm just intreasted into the ranks the forum gives you dependant on how many posts you had made. I was wondering whether there was a list or something where it told you how many posts gets you to each new level and what the level is.

[Kelly Upshall]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

[kevin ball]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

Heh, those are quite good, and thanks for the link.

[RObert loVes MOmmy]

Diviner - start spamming like mad

I'm still stuck in this phase.

I should go practice my Adept skills.

[Prue]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

That's... disturbingly accurate

[des lynam]

INB4 Lock
http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695

Please don't start threads about how you've attained a star/more stars/risen in rank as they will be locked.

[K J S]

Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members

But my spam is quite sophisticated, you may not even notice it's spam

Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments

But i don't wanna leave the Skyrim General. I'll have to carefully ration my remaining posts

[Abi Emily]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

+1 internets.

[rolanda h]

Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

One day.. One day I'll finally be able to leave this place.

[Yonah]

Well done Joker.

[Natasha Biss]

Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments

Can't wait for this. So close.

[Ludivine Poussineau]

Patriarch for me is quite some ways off. I just don't post like I used to. I'm almost half way and I've already almost disappeared once.

[Lindsay Dunn]

Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like

I like strawberries.

[Kat Stewart]

I like strawberries.

JAHO

[Peetay]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

Creepily accurate... Maybe that's the secret...

[Nancy RIP]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

You forgot that master rank also unlocks the ability to complain about the forums and start sentences with "When I joined the forums..."

Patriarch for me is quite some ways off. I just don't post like I used to. I'm almost half way and I've already almost disappeared once.

You must be suffering from forumheimer's disease as you already are a patriarch

[Eibe Novy]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

These need to be stickied methinks!

[Emma Pennington]

Uhh, yeah...I'm a Diviner on my way to Master!

*Thinks of a useless comment to increase post count*

I agree with that list

[Skrapp Stephens]

INB4 Lock
http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695

Missed this part, maybe?

4. Spamming/Cross-posting are not allowed.

Spam is the posting of advertisemants, abusive, or unneeded messages on Internet forums. Off topic comments, or posts that have little or no relevance to the subject being discussed, repetitive threads or a post that does not contribute to the thread such as "inb4the lock" or other "playing at being a moderator" posts are all considered spam on this forum. There is a report button bottom left of every post, please use it if you are concerned about a post or topic.

[Krista Belle Davis]

Thanks for the new Sig.

[djimi]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

This is so true that it is scary

[Ricky Rayner]

Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken

I think I'm stuck on this one.

[benjamin corsini]

Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries

I remember that thread! That was hilarious

Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments

I pop in every now and again for a game or Werewolf!

[Flutterby]

There's an http://www.gamesas.com/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/page__p__10470695#entry10470695 at the top of this forum, but really the ranks are as follows:

Layman - Complain about your game being broken
Novice - Insist that the problem is the fault of the developer, bumping your original thread or making duplicates
Initiate - After returning from your temporary ban, make snide comments about those posting about their game being broken
Acolyte - Ask why your game is still broken and when you can expect free DLC to compensate
Adept - Make snide comments about people making snide comments about people posting that their game is still broken
Curate - Crow about your first star in a dozen unrelated threads (which are swiftly closed due to derailing)
Disciple - Start a dozen threads on various topics ranging from clever trivia about strawberries to just asking out that girl you really like
Diviner - Settle in for the long road to Master... and start spamming like mad
Master - Realise your constant spamming has doubled the forum's server load, and make ammends by helping new members
Patriarch - Retreat to a forgotten corner of the forums, where your remaining friends from when you first joined stay and spam/help others/make snide comments
Archpatriarch - Become a living legend, and disappear forever

Sweet mother of all that's good and pure. the universe is going to explode. the truth has been spoken :0

[sarah]

Joker, has your ego been properly stroked with all the quoting?