Everyone who knows me well enough always say I should be 1: A lawyer since I love to argue and prove people wrong with sheer logic and facts, 2: a councilor because I always try to settle down situations that end up really bad, 3: A bouncer because am tall and big and can look pretty scary even when am in my calm state of mind.

Be all 3 and be a cop.

"M'am signing this traffic ticket isnt an admission of guilt"

"Idc Im not sighing it"

"M'am if you dont I HAVE to arrest you"

"No you are not, I will do no such thing!"

"M'am step out of the car"

See your using logic, settling down the situation and being a bouncer.

Museum Curator
Lawyer
Cop
Politician

I will admit that made me lol.

Then your taking an old lady to jail and all the news people get to cover it!

Game Director.

Jail over a ticket? That a bit extreme. I would suggest community service if not paid for.

Out of curiosity what makes people say you should be?