What's the meanest thing you've done? : V

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:44 pm

Personally for me, the most cold hearted things I have done were, as a "Raider" I went to Riverwood and killed Stump the dog, in front of the two children who play with him, then proceeded to eat the dog meat in front of them, killed the boy's father in front of him, and then used my Thane excuse to get away with it. As an evil wizard, I snuck into the Drunken Huntsman where Narzeem and his wife take residence, and I used the spell Fury on the couple when they were in bed, forcing Narzeem to kill his own wife. Sooooo, tell me what you've done you cold-blooded marauders, you.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:12 pm

I tend to harvest dreams with the skull of corruption when i am bored

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:12 am

I punched Braith one time. :lol:

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:36 am

Nazeem insulted my psychopath vampire, so I walked away, he obviously thought he'd won.

He then comes home to find his wife brutally murdered in their room, covered in blood and a cryptic note left behind. He would obviously know it's me, but it can't be used as evidence.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:39 pm

My assassin character butchered two pentalus occulous soldiers, stripped them naked and put them in bed together. Heads in opposite directions. :hubbahubba:

My first character liked to kill people on the road. I once saw a courier run by and not give me a letter, so I shot him in the face. I also saw a group going to a wedding so I wolfed up and wolfed them down.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:15 pm

i gave a coin to a beggar but then i stole it back.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:05 am

i gave a coin to a beggar but then i stole it back.

This is in fact the meanest thing pointed.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:41 pm

Nazeem was making me mad one day. So I went to the drunken huntsmen and soul trapped his wife. I used her soul (and all of the gold I found in his farm) to craft a dagger. I then killed Nazeem with that dagger, soul trapped him, shoved his soul in a Silver Ring, and gave that ring to the beggar. Now he has to live an eternity living in the cheapest jewelry and being toted around by a peasant.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:30 pm

Nazeem was making me mad one day. So I went to the drunken huntsmen and soul trapped his wife. I used her soul (and all of the gold I found in his farm) to craft a dagger. I then killed Nazeem with that dagger, soul trapped him, shoved his soul in a Silver Ring, and gave that ring to the beggar. Now he has to live an eternity living in the cheapest jewelry and being toted around by a peasant.

Haha, how many of these will involve this [censored].

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:39 pm

Played hide and seek with the children as a Werewolf.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:22 pm

i gave a coin to a beggar but then i stole it back.

http://memegenerator.net/instance/23828572

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:47 pm

This is in fact the meanest thing pointed.

i may be a bastard but im an honest one

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:20 pm

Dang and I felt bad for sending Meeko home.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:58 pm

Cast fury on Nazeem and watched his wife kill him then took everything off him and put him over a bench, that's all I remember ATM

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:21 am

i may be a bastard but im an honest one :smile:

When I read that I actually laughed, thought it was hilarious.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:40 pm

I got mad at my follower for stealing my kill and shot him three time in the head.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:55 am

Some Revelers on the road came up to my Assassin and gave me mead.

I ran into the bushes and cast Fury on them.

I need to get meaner.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:23 am

Personally for me, the most cold hearted things I have done were, as a "Raider" I went to Riverwood and killed Stump the dog, in front of the two children who play with him, then proceeded to eat the dog meat in front of them, killed the boy's father in front of him, and then used my Thane excuse to get away with it.

Nazeem deserves everything he gets, but this Riverwood thing is pretty mean. :lmao:

About the meanest thing I do is boss Cicero around all day. Sometimes I make him trigger traps for me too. :tongue:

Actually, he looked so livid after I sent him into a Dwemer blade trap that I've started sleeping with one eye open in Breezehome..

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:08 pm

Refused to give a beggar a donation. :/ now I donate everytime I see one.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:03 pm

Took over Whiterun for the Stormcloaks after helping out every single NPC in town, being the loyal right hand of Jarl Balgruuf, Thane of Whiterun hold, etc, etc, and then had to listen to everyone's disappointment with their new lives.

I really wish Whiterun would have been a "swing" city since Balgruuf expresses so much emphasis on neutrality. I can never join the Stormcloaks again because I just love Whiterun so much.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:55 am

i stole this kids candy once

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:25 pm

I made all the women widow that I could.

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:26 am

I rearranged Carlotta Valentia's produce stand.

Now the leeks are where the tomato's should be!

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:56 pm

I rearranged Carlotta Valentia's produce stand.

Now the leeks are where the tomato's should be!

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

» Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:10 pm

I used an undead army of a score of chickens and wreaked "havoc" on Markarth. And before you ask, no, it didn't work.