in oklahoma nothing is illegal to carry
unless you carry weed
then your screwed lol
"Hello officer." As he was pulled over by the less-than-friendly state trooper.
"What's that?" The trooper asked, utilizing the width and breath of his vocabulary.
"Uuhh.. it's a Browning M2 .50cal mounted on the back of my Camero." Thinking to himself 'oh darn, the receiver cover was left open again'.
"No. I meant *that*, in the ashtray." As the trooper leans into the car, he's hit face with a cloud of smoke. He feels hungry, but doesn't know why.
"Oh crap, I'm going to jail"

I just try to enjoy life, as it's presented to me, in all it's messy, chaotic and often exhilarating splendor. Sometimes it's also tediously boring, thank God.