I was like Da hell?! when I saw this thread, but it is interesting. I try not to smell my hands because I can smell just about everything else in the room with me, so my hands are the least of my concerns when it comes to smells.

Sulfur.

Water here is kind of on the "hard" side.

I misread that as "Walter" at first.

Hilarity ensued.

Yeah, no, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_water.

aaaand here comes the fun police. Gheart, you already have one spammy topic up and running. This one, although somewhat silly, is pinging the spam-meter. Give the spam topics the rest.