Whats the Funniest pony you have Heard!

Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:56 am

I was playing WoW with a couple of my buddies. One is a stoner from Reno, the other a stoner with kids. We're doing a heroic, I'm tanking away. Father stoner is in the back healing me and gambling stoner is stabbin' stuff.

I hear over skype, mid pull, 'What are..Are you licking the wall?' I lost it. I tossed my keyboard and mouse aside, ripped off my headphones and I couldn't breath. It was how he said it and the events leading up to that point. Just...Priceless. I considered getting kids after that moment.

:rofl:

I thought of a funny YouTube video but I can't link because I'm on IPod.

Search "Mr Doodle Burger"

It's very Australian and contains HEAPS of swearing and offensive stuff. But it's hilarious if it appeals to your type of humor.
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Becky Cox
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 3:38 am

I'm watching Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son and debating whether or not to tear my head off and throw it at the television. I may never find anything funny ever again. It's come to the point where even a pity laugh won't escape my lungs, out of sheer hate. Never watch this movie.
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anna ley
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 am

N Korea has a few screws loose. Mostly becuase its leaders had a few screws loose.
I do however belive Kim Jung Il's birth was foretold by a swallow, a double rainbow and new stars appearing.
I also remember hearing, how they spread a rumor his father was a ninja. I can only hope to laugh at the new guy as much as his father.
North Korea would be funny if it didn't involve so much suffering of innocents.
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Jason White
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:03 am

North Korea would be funny if it didn't involve so much suffering of innocents.
N korea isnt funny. But I cant take its leaders seriously.
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 5:41 am

Someone at work saying a chic was so hot he would walk across 1000 miles of broken glass just to watch her pee.It's a outstanding saying.
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Ricky Rayner
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 11:10 pm

Anything that comes out of Will Ferrell's mouth.

Well said. I recently saw Casa de mi Padre and it was the best Spanish language movie I have ever seen.
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 7:38 pm

Well said. I recently saw Casa de mi Padre and it was the best Spanish language movie I have ever seen.

I really want to see that! Hopefully soon. He's just naturally hilarious. Just the way he says things and his facial expressions.
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 11:18 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxHYAGIBqs

Anything from that movie really.
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Nick Swan
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 3:00 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxHYAGIBqs

Anything from that movie really.
So classic and hilarious.
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 9:14 am

I just had to. Skyrim will never be the same: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMdd96Dqko&feature=related

The Redguard pimp crew was too funny.
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