Hmm...there's stuff I wanna say but I don't spoil anything. I have a feeling you've never "attained" this lodge yet.
 You can enjoy the porch without owning the property.   It is not trespassing.  And it's so cozy by the fire, though if you hang out for too long after dark, it gets pretty chilly.
 his house mate is hardly ever there, as well!





 You'll have some fun roleplaying that one, no doubt.  




