I completely forgot about the Greybeards and Paarthurnax too. First the Beards, an absolutely useless order who firstly polute an area of natural beauty with their hidious fortress, second devote their entire existance to learning and preserving a dead language which is also a very powerful
weapon and thirdly rely entirely on the kindness of the people of Ivarsted to climb
the highest mountain in Tamriel to bring them food and the Beards don't even come outside to say hello - just leave your tribute in the chest outside and piss off. Absolutely tossers every single one of them, recruiting young kids (like Ulfric) into their stupid, isolated order to lead pointless lives - at least Ulfric was passionate about something and left.
And their leader Paarthurnax is just trouble waiting to happen, Way of the Voice my ass; he openly tells you it requires much of his effort to suppress his "natural" dragon impulses and his name in English is something fierce too. Like I'm going to let that guy lead the surviving Dragons.