Who Will you adopt? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:18 pm

That girl in Solitude who is always asking if I can be her father, and probably one of the Honorhall Orphanage kids (or possibly one of the new homeless kids they will be adding).

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:20 pm

Aventus. Then I can begin his Dark Brotherhood training.

Agreed.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:09 pm

Ah the girl in Solitude, I love her. Since we have no option to divorce I bet we won't have any option to turn kids out into the street as well.. I still have a while to think this thoroughly and I suggest people do the same, just in case.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:04 pm

This. Babette is pretty much the only child in this game I would adopt. It's even more funny, because she technically isn't a child. :biggrin:

true, you ever see her out on the roadside at night by some fresh corpses?

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:33 pm

It all depends on if I run into one I like or one I feel sorry for. So far...that hasn't happened.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:37 pm

I would adopt Lars Battle-Born if I could.
The poor boy needs a real father that understands and respects him.

Besides, a Stormcloak supporter adopting a Battle-Born is pretty amusing.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:53 pm

I won't adopt any of them. Never been married, and I honestly don't think a child would want a father/mother that constantly put their life at risk.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:55 pm

A Khajiit, as a pet of course. I will call him Puss and make him wear boots.

Ha,

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:23 pm

I will adopt Ulfric Stormcloak.. Hope he isn't too old..

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:48 pm

I would probably adopt all the children that sneer at you, then abandon them. Honestly I'm quite sick of hearing "I'm going to prank you" even after I have saved the world.

If only i could adopt Jarl Balgruuf's Son

"I hope you get eaten Monsters"

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:07 pm

I will adopt Ulfric Stormcloak.. Hope he isn't too old..

Baha

Allright little son, Now we begin Shout training

The other little kid: Mommy i'm scared why are Ulfric and Daddy shouting really loud

You and Ulfric: Fus ro dah Fus ro dah Fus ro dah Fus ro dah

You: That was good ulfric, Let's go kill the Greybeards

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:34 pm

Baha

Allright little son, Now we begin Shout training

The other little kid: Mommy i'm scared why are Ulfric and Daddy shouting really loud

You and Ulfric: Fus ro dah Fus ro dah Fus ro dah Fus ro dah

You: That was good ulfric, Let's go kill the Greybeards

ya..

Ulfric - I wonder why they are called Masters of the Way of the Voice.. They didn't seem like masters when they toppled down High Hrothgar..

Me - Ya son.. They are only called masters since they are unkillable..

Ulfric - Oh

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:14 pm

I'm just going to adopt kids so I can neglect them. :devil:

Tell them to go hide to get rid of them. Little bastards will be cleaning skeever [censored] from my basemant on day one... Hope there's no child protection organization in skyrim.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:40 pm

I'm just going to adopt kids so I can neglect them. :devil:

Tell them to go hide to get rid of them. Little bastards will be cleaning skeever [censored] from my basemant on day one... Hope there's no child protection organization in skyrim.

Spoiler

There is

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:33 pm

I'm just going to adopt kids so I can neglect them. :devil:

Tell them to go hide to get rid of them. Little bastards will be cleaning skeever [censored] from my basemant on day one... Hope there's no child protection organization in skyrim.

There is.. But the child will need to kill your wife and say "Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"

» Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:18 am

ya..

Ulfric - I wonder why they are called Masters of the Way of the Voice.. They didn't seem like masters when they toppled down High Hrothgar..

Me - Ya son.. They are only called masters since they are unkillable..

Ulfric - Oh

Me: Now son, time to teach you how to assinate people, Defeat 2 of them, Run outside and shout them off the edge.

Ulfric: Got it

Me: then we tear down and gain that architecture style

I'm a nord so idc

Gimmie an elven one, Like those floaty things in morrowind

» Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:15 am

Can you see it.

We will all die Under Aludin's teeth

Just sacrifice Sacrifice yourself into the

Spoiler

PURIFIER

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:15 pm

There is.. But the child will need to kill your wife and say "Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"

[censored]... and for the love of god your avatar scares the hell out of me.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:18 pm

J'Zargo and Cicero.

I will adopt them for being the only two Skyrim characters with actual personalities.
Then I will blow up everything but my home.

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:32 pm

[censored]... and for the love of god your avatar scares the hell out of me.

lol

» Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:24 am

J'Zargo and Cicero.

I will adopt them for being the only two Skyrim characters with actual personalities.
Then I will blow up everything but my home.

The Elder Scrolls 6: Fallout

» Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:36 am

The Elder Scrolls 6: Fallout

War.. War never changes.. When destruction magic ravaged the Earth...

» Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:53 am

I would like to choose the best child to adopt. Of course, since every child in Skyrim is a 10 year old Nord with the same clothes, hair, facial structure, and voice, it would probably be hard to pick out the best match.

Though, since I have a ps3, that likely won't ever be an issue.

» Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:19 am

I might have to take it upon myself to adopt that little girl from Dark Water Crossing...
After I married Derkeethus on my female Khajiit, I went to his so called home (a Mine) in Dark Water Crossing, then a Dragon attacked and killed the girls parents o.o

That makes me question, can you adopt kids when their parents die?

» Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:46 am

I guess I'll pick the strongest ones. These fields are not going to plough themselves.