You didn't happen to kill a chicken did you?
(Random NPC) "THERE HE IS! THE CHICKEN KILLER!! GET HIM!!"
(Player) "Hey, wait... What's that in your hand?"
(Random NPC) "What? Oh, this? It's just my dinner."
(Player) "Yeah, but what is it?"
(Random NPC) "It's a piece of fried chicken...Why?"
(Player) *muttering* "Dirty hypocrites around here..."