Godzilla:
- 100m Tall, he looks down on you with indifference as he stomps around Tokyo (and sometimes America, but that "new" one doesn't count)
- Atomic Breath, this will basically melt any known thing ever. Nothing is known to be immune to this.
- Super Regenerative, this badass can just keep going. He isn't going to get "sick" like some lame human.
- Immune to conventional weapons, too bad humans all use conventional weapons. Looks like he got you beat.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74E4OFTJNW0 (awesome), just hearing it alerts you to the fact someone is going to get wrecked somewhere.
- Has killed more giant monsters than you can shake a stick at.
- His junk, just imagine it... now picture you. Now feel inadequate, nothing more!
I can keep going on the 100% awesome factor of Godzilla, but that wouldn't be fare. So to give the average FPS character a chance I will begin listing their best traits.
FPS Hero:
- Small, usually around 6 feet. Perfect height for being stomped on. At least it makes Godzilla look more glorious as he looks up to be squashed by him.
- Smelly onion breath that made him lose his girlfriend. Why do you think this guy is so pissed off trying to kill people? He also has no friends most of the time and never talks. Smelly onion breath folks, not what you want in a hero.
- Oddly enough usually does posses super regenerative abilities, but nowhere near as effective as a giant atomic lizard hell bent on [censored] up your day. Oh and his vision goes red or blurry when wounded, Godzilla never needs eyedrops when getting wounded in a fight. So who's really the mutated freak here? PS... onion breath.
- Not immune at all to conventional weapons, and is quite easy to kill. Godzilla usually kills about anywhere form a few hundred to tens of thousands of people in his films. FPS guy is lucky if he can kill that much i one entire game, pffft weak. All of these people killed are comparable to FPS hero in terms of lameness. No chance at all, hell even a small jump can hurt himself and cause blurred vision. Hope he has those eydrops. What makes you think he would survive Godzilla?
- Doesn't have a theme, because generic FPS guys don't deserve themes. Jeese, no one is going to go and make an epic orchestral track for generico over here. Laugh derisively at him.
- Has probably killed a few hundred people, that's like being proud of killing a few hundred flies over the course of your life. All of that with a gun. You won't see him charge up to a bear and start fighting with it to try and prove how manly he is because he isn't, the bear would make a laughing stock of him. Probably cried in Bambi as well, Godzilla don't give a [censored].
- Pffft. not comparable. Feel emasculated before death.
Now as you can see Godzilla is quit a badass, so why the hell aren't more games being made with him? Forget the [censored] lamesauce generico hero. We need the only one capable of fending off other ridiculously sized monsters in deadly mortal combat to the death. Of course Godzilla is so badass he'll let them stand a chance. Otherwise an army of them wouldn't be a fair fight. So I ask you forum, regain you sense of purpose! And see this game funded, spread the word to enlighten others as to the superior quality of Godzilla (and soon all will feel emasculated).