why list bunnies killed?

Post » Thu May 10, 2012 8:18 pm

I notice that under combat in the general stats it lists "bunnies slaughtered", why does it bother to count this? In Divinty 2 if you killed 50 you encountered a demon bunny, ..........you don't suppose?.........
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Jessica White
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 5:43 pm

Perhaps you face a great beast like from Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Just look at the bones...
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Ebou Suso
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 10:26 am

Just counts a lot of things I'm sure. Actuallythere is a quest when you kill a hundred bunnies.
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Tessa Mullins
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 11:09 pm

If you need to ask, you won't get it. Sorry mate, some things require an... "enlightened" mindset.
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Flutterby
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 9:45 am

Because BUNNIES ARE EVIL!!!!! :flame: :evil: :flame:
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megan gleeson
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 9:31 pm

Random statistic for the players that lean towards the OCD team?
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Brandon Wilson
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 7:43 am

Because they hate cute, little bunnies.
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D IV
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 1:12 pm

in Ultima Online, you could be killed by bunnies.
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Dorian Cozens
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 6:47 am

I think the question should be why aren't there holy handgrenades in the game?

No way I'm going near a bunny without one
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{Richies Mommy}
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 3:55 pm

I think the question should be why aren't there holy handgrenades in the game?

No way I'm going near a bunny without one

Count to 5... and you're dead in 3
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Stephani Silva
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 5:11 pm

Cause they're vile evil creatures next only to chickens in wickedness.
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cosmo valerga
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 10:43 am

Obviously it's to be funny.

It's the old Bread, Milk, Eggs, and Murder http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers.

Bethesda lists Dragons Killed, Murders, Assaults, Undead Killed, etc. and then they throw Bunnies Slaughtered on the end of list where the disparity of the contrast is what makes it funny. But yeah, if someone has to explain the joke it's pretty well ruined for you.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 9:55 am

Dont get me wrong, I assumed it was listed just for chuckles, but kinda hoped for a " kill 50 and its demon bunny time"...erm..thing?
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 2:16 pm

Why list the bunnies... because they're there and can be killed?

Just like the Wings plucked stat, which essentially stands for the butterflies and other insects you can catch along the way. And something tells me that if you're fast enough, you CAN catch salmons as they jump off the river...
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