Why is there a Gentleman's Guide to Whiterun in Ysolda's hou

Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:53 am

It's on the end table next to her bed. If it's there for her would-be husband that's not the greatest idea since it's about finding women in Whiterun!
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:40 pm

She just wants to be found.
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meg knight
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:18 pm

She won it from Nazeem in a card game.
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Mr. Allen
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:27 pm

Who says Ysolda doesn't want to find some good women in Whiterun?
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Kara Payne
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:37 pm

The [censored]-hikers guide to the galaxy. Needs to be written.
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Ymani Hood
 
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:15 pm

Maybe Ysolda is a shemale. I already labled Aela as a shemale and lots of people marry that werewolf beast. :woot:

Think about it. A hot chick that turns into a very manly aggresive hairy beast. No thanks.
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:30 pm

Maybe...

a ) She goes both ways?
b ) She likes her gossip?
c ) She wanted to know if she's in the book?
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:46 pm

Who says Ysolda doesn't want to find some good women in Whiterun?
Good thinking!
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:06 pm

Who says Ysolda doesn't want to find some good women in Whiterun?

Ahem, well, it should be noted that all the marriageable NPCs are rather liberal in their views on the matter of hooking up. :cool:
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:05 am

omg, did oyu even bother to pick up that trash? its like the " a guide to.." books in OB! when i first readed it it soon became apparant that it was really a book about women that tunred on some horney little pervert.

so when i actually found the dude who wrote it, and i found out he was harrasing the lady at the stall, i owned ihm so badly in the brawl, and when i went back to her, flexing my abs in the usn i was like "yeah, whos bad now eh?"

ps. i later married this lady, and a very happy marriage it was too, once we locked mia out....
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:37 pm

Maybe Ysolda is a shemale. I already labled Aela as a shemale and lots of people marry that werewolf beast. :woot:

Think about it. A hot chick that turns into a very manly aggresive hairy beast. No thanks.

Hey, some people like doggie style. You got a problem with that? :D

Anyhows, the answer is simple. Ysolda just wanted to make sure she is listed. A girl's gotta eat ya know. ;)
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:07 pm

Who says Ysolda doesn't want to find some good women in Whiterun?
Totally this.

And she's not even in the book, she must've been so disappointed!
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:44 am

In my current character's eyes, werewolves are hot, he has always wanted to marry a werewolf

OP: she looks rather manly anyway.
(Blackberry makes foruming impossiblen doesen't let me quote)
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:20 pm

Maybe Ysolda is a shemale. I already labled Aela as a shemale and lots of people marry that werewolf beast. :woot:

Think about it. A hot chick that turns into a very manly aggresive hairy beast. No thanks.

What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
/olfina
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:39 pm

In my current character's eyes, werewolves are hot, he has always wanted to marry a werewolf

OP: she looks rather manly anyway.
(Blackberry makes foruming impossiblen doesen't let me quote)
Mine let's me quote. In fact, just now, quoted!

My orc thinks Ysalda is a snob.
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:41 pm

ps. i later married this lady, and a very happy marriage it was too, once we locked mia out....

How were you able to to do that? AFAIK, lots of people (including me) are unable to marry Carlotta. I did her quest and no option came up. On this particular playthrough, she is not even offering her quest.

Did you use console?
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:56 pm

She's checking out the competition.
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Post » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:51 am

She's checking out the competition.

Or seeing what the local bard wrote about her...

:mage:
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:12 pm

Has it ever occurred to you that everyone in Skyrim you can marry is bisixual?
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Post » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:48 pm

Has it ever occurred to you that everyone in Skyrim you can marry is bisixual?

They are "Dovahkiin-sixual".

That's the correct term.
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