WTF moments

Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:51 am

ED-E just randomly started shooting everyone on the strip. He most have took on everyone as there was noone left, poor robot. Made me lose my good reputation. It ended in me mass murdering everyone in the casinos
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trisha punch
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:37 am

This one time I was sleeping with Red Lucy and after we were done erhm..."sleeping" i heard Lily grunt and say Give your grandma some sugar. I looked around the room and she wasn't anywhere to be found. :confused:
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Barbequtie
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:31 am

This one time I was sleeping with Red Lucy and after we were done erhm..."sleeping" i heard Lily grunt and say Give your grandma some sugar. I looked around the room and she wasn't anywhere to be found. :confused:

I had a couple of wtf moments today in fallout new vegas, one was when i went into the vegas strip and i saw some ncr officers cheering some female ncr officers who we're dancing with some hokers :drool: , also when i went into the lucky 38 my dog rex went nuts and attacked some securtrons. :facepalm:
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Claudia Cook
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:50 am

My favourite is when I enter VATS and target and enemy who is 5 feet away with my Magnum. I target like 6 headshots, yet when I give the command to fire, my player just stands there getting mauled until I die...best time ever! Especially if my last save point was 30 minutes back :cryvaultboy:


Happens too me too :( I don't die, but I stand there getting mauled for a little while, I hav died, but only once.
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Kara Payne
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:05 pm

I had a crazy experience once, I was "accepted" by the NCR going along doing my thing, and all of a sudden they started attacking me for no reason. I should have tried reloading a previous save but that would have been the smart thing to do, instead I decided I needed to kill an NCR member to get there uniform to continue doing NCR quests. And because I'm lazy and I didn't want to stalk my prey to ensure that I killed just one NCR, and I thought hey why don't I call in NCR support and then kill her, that should do it.

This is where things go crazy, the ranger arrives and she's hostile and I kill her, but then she immediately respawns and I kill her again, and again, and again...........................................I was level 22 when this starts, so maybe 10 minutes later I'm at level 24, and the hilarity of the situation is gone, I just want it to be over. So I sneak off to fast travel somewhere else, only she spawns there too, and the next place, and the next, without thinking I fast traveled to Camp Forlorn Hope (whoops), and had the NCR blood bath I had hoped to avoid, after looting an NCR ranger, putting on the uniform, killing my stalker again, and when she spawned this time she wasn't hostile, finally it was over.
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Mr. Allen
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:11 am

my wtf moment happened today while i was helping logan search the police station in searchlight, one of the prospectors was sitting at a broken computer terminal typing. :whistling:


You wait 'till you see someone air typing at an empty desk, at least that Prospector had actual keys to hit.

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Stepping out the back door of Helios-1 is always a recipe for weirdness. Will I walk into a wall of hundreds invisible barrels and tin cans? Will Old Lady Gibson drop out of the sky and proceed to start shooting at me? Who knows! The only sure-fire thing is that I'll have to reload.
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Jessica Colville
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:42 am

I had a crazy experience once, I was "accepted" by the NCR going along doing my thing, and all of a sudden they started attacking me for no reason.


This happened to me once aswell, If you put on a Caesars Legion outfit, then the disguise that affects the reputation to each faction from that particular armour wont change back when you take it off again. The change doesen't show up in the Pip-boy menu either.
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Angela Woods
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:11 am

While clearing the Fiends off the buildings by Sgt. Ramirez' (?) body, one of them fell into the building :facepalm: There she was cussin at me and poking her rifle through the wall of the building she was in :blink: Needless to say I couldn't touch her so I had to reload an earlier save. :gun:
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Harry Hearing
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:52 pm

On the backside of Quarry Junction and well after I cleared it, I was walking out the side through that little passage when A Deathclaw decended from the sky a few hundred feet away and killed me. Not to mention my last save was a while back. :sadvaultboy:
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JLG
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:59 pm

In Helios One solar control tower, I and Veronica enter a room which has terminal to shut down turret.

I walk carefully and clear all the mine on ground, then when I proceed to the terminal I heard explosion sound behind me and Veronica left quarter HP. Apparently there are mine set on some shelf.

So frag mine is not "land" mine after all...WTF!
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Julie Serebrekoff
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:46 pm

In Helios One solar control tower, I and Veronica enter a room which has terminal to shut down turret.

I walk carefully and clear all the mine on ground, then when I proceed to the terminal I heard explosion sound behind me and Veronica left quarter HP. Apparently there are mine set on some shelf.

So frag mine is not "land" mine after all...WTF!

"ooh, what's this? It's beeping, and looks like a mine... COOKIE!!! *Boom*
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Tamika Jett
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:46 pm

My first day playing, after completing "Ghost town gunfight" I must of accidentally, yeah accidentally, put on some powder ganger armor cause everyone in the Prospector's Saloon attacked me

And I saw three Legion recruits all morphed into one, my game froze after I melee'd them LOL

Once I reverse pickpocket a fiend and placed a mine in their pants and it never went off, he did however dance around a bit which was funny.
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:13 pm

my biggest "WTF" moments are mostly glitchy. The biggest, non-glitchy WTF moment for me was the Quest you get from Red Lucy; mostly because i started it at about level 10...i wasn't ready, luckily Guns was my best skill (Cowboy archetype/build). and (spoiler) http://youtu.be/DpBs3ofWC4I was the "wtf...? hmmm" capper.

glitchy: when i first got to Nipton, the hanging Powder Gangers were.... http://youtu.be/oWDWdpa5_Rc (not my video, just an example). it happened every time i fast traveled there, until that last patch. Also before that last patch, every time i would fast travel to the Scorpion Gulch i would fall out of the sky and die in a glorious fashion...

One more: on my way to Novac i found a seemingly inanimate Bighorner, it worried me so I hit it with my lever-action shotgun in VATS... i don't know where it ended up, all i know is it went flying, lost 2 legs, and i couldn't exit VATS so i had to re-load my file.
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Guinevere Wood
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:41 pm

A powder ganger upside down on a cross in nipton, thought it was pretty funny.
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Kate Norris
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:04 am

I love New Vegas and all its little quirks.

Once I shot someone's face off, and it floated waaaay up into the sky intil it disappeared. And it actually was just the face, it looked like a mask with empty eye sockets and stuff. It was so weird.

I've had way too many WTF moments in NV to list them all, but the floating face stood out for its sheer weirdness.
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Trevor Bostwick
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:15 pm

I saw one legionnaire's feet was stuck on ground, but his head is still moving forward...then I said:

"WTF!? You have such a long **ck" ( Don't get me wrong :P )
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marie breen
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:08 pm

Mine was a small glitch while doing the Hard Luck Blues quest and exploring Vault 34. Consistent radiation throughout that place is a pain, but even moreso when I walk over pile of rubble to get to a First Aid Kit and find that I can't move. I'm actually stuck inside the rubble! I had no choice but to die from radiation poisoning and load an earlier save. Unfair, game. Unfair. :(

Jordan
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Jodie Bardgett
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:17 am

Funniest one for me so far was when I was taking out a group of fiends and thought I'd killed them all but one running away in the distance. So I took aim and right as I'm pulling the trigger another random fiend comes running in front of me and the bullet quite comically paints me with his brains, It scared the heck out of me and then I couldn't stop laughing. :hubbahubba:
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claire ley
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:56 am

Hanging out near Novac I found four Legionnaire soldiers lying on the ground barely alive but screaming RETRIBUTION. Someone or something just left them there.....I think.....
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Janeth Valenzuela Castelo
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:37 am

NCR MP comes up outside the embassy in Vegas and extorts 200 caps. I said to myself, "I ought to put a bullet in this cat's peach"
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Eve Booker
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:37 am

I was playing today with Boone and Rex and Boone got stuck in the ground twice and Rex got stuck in a wall
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Georgine Lee
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:06 am

-SPOILER-
You know when you have to save the president? Well my game was buggy (like always) and the engineer who was supposed to go kill the president just stood there...even when i was defending hoover dam against the legion he was still there, shooting legion...knowing that the engineer actually also is legion.
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Steve Fallon
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:41 pm

I have 2.

Im walking around in new vegas when all of a sudden a random Deathclaw falls from the sky, everyone attacks it it dies then When it says "Search Deathclaw" Its in red. So i thought wtf? So i searched it, found 4 9mm pistols, an ncr uniform, a powder ganger uniform a sixbot holodisc and 10000 atomic rangler chips. I thought I was gonna be rolling in caps when i saw the chips, but then i noticed it said "STEAL" Atomoic Rangler Chips. So i thought WTF??? So i stole it then Viktor said "HOG KILLIN TIME!" And i died instantley and my game crashed.

DONT YOU LOVE IT WHEN RANDOM [censored] FALLS FROM THE SKY?!

Then once, Rotface (you know that guy in freeside who gives you tips for caps?) Teleported in front of me and randomley died. I searched him, found his surgeon outfit or whatever and 3502 caps. Well, I might not have any more of his tips, but i sure got the number of caps i spent on him.
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Julia Schwalbe
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:34 pm

"Primm wimped out and accepted NCR rule. Some people will do anything to feel safe."
:facepalm:
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Eduardo Rosas
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:39 am

Some guy just shot me twice out of no where wearing a checkered jacket you seen him?
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Juan Cerda
 
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