WTF STUPID 8EAR : V

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:18 pm

Hey whats up, anway I HATE THAT STUPID GAME!

I walk along and a freaking bear attck and we fight and she SHOULD BE DEAD how many blows I landed BUT ONCE AGAIN NO she KILL ME how can this be possible as I have 35 GODAM LEVELS im so GODDAM VEXED at the situation that has occured with this FREAKING BEAR.

I dont think I wish to play skyrim ANY LONGER

what do you guys think

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:42 am

Yeah I'd quit. And what's with all the CAPS?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:57 am

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9218/hunt7.jpg

Bear laughs at your troubles

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:35 am

I guess you couldn't bear it, eh? Yuk yuk.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:58 am

What's an 8EAR?

I do know spiders have eight eyes...

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:23 am

How many ears, you say?

Anyway, chill out. The bear most likely caught you on surprise. Next time just watch closely and shoot any bear in sight, that will give you a bit of an advantage before he comes running to you.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:22 am

Hey whats up, anway I HATE THAT STUPID GAME!

I walk along and a freaking bear attck and we fight and she SHOULD BE DEAD how many blows I landed BUT ONCE AGAIN NO she KILL ME how can this be possible as I have 35 GODAM LEVELS im so GODDAM VEXED at the situation that has occured with this FREAKING BEAR.

I dont think I wish to play skyrim ANY LONGER

what do you guys think

I think you should return the game and perhaps put the money gained from that into some hours with a professional (I jest)

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:47 am

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9218/hunt7.jpg

Bear laughs at your troubles

Must be a relative of http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/u476/arconacor/TESV2012-02-2814-48-55-81.jpg.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:45 am

What's an 8EAR?

I do know spiders have eight eyes...

It's an eight-eared bear! It hears through the doors of Oblivion and the fast-travel portals! To the hills!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:18 am

Must be a relative of http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/u476/arconacor/TESV2012-02-2814-48-55-81.jpg.

That's a wicked shot.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:21 pm

Bears are pretty tough..or else you aren't. Either way, if you feel the need to quit because the game has become unBEARable, that's your choice.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:31 am

Bears seem to be hella-strong in Skyrim, but that seems pretty realistic to me. Have you tried fighting a Grizzly or Polar Bear in real life? Have you seen any news stories about people who are attacked by bears? It usually doesn't go well for the humans involved.

Try to block their attacks more and *avoid* their power attacks entirely (when they rear up on their hind legs). Then hit them right after you block their attack. Fighting them can be a challenge - I find them tougher than Dragons (which is a whole 'nother discussion). Maybe having a follower would help you?

Good luck!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:19 pm

I hate to be the Bear of bad news, but you sir need to train more.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:11 pm

Ice trolls are pretty tough for lowbies too. Get Kyne's Peace shout so you can passify bears (or any other animal) if you are almost dead.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:30 pm

I hate to be the Bear of bad news, but you sir need to train more.

Or grow a bearD.....bah, bad joke

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:31 pm

I want to thank the creator of this tread. Were it not for him i would not have read these awesome jokes. Seriously, i find them funny!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:38 am

well its a GOOD NEWS I decide to turn the skyrim on agian and when I travelled the same passage as my previous journey......

NO BEAR WAS PRESENT

Thanks guys

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:56 pm

Dude, sounds like you need a hug. A bear-hug maybe? Oh, wait...

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:34 pm

Glad to see the game is easier to bear now.

(...used joke is more used than Haelga)

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:01 pm

Dude, sounds like you need a hug. A bear-hug maybe? Oh, wait...

Nah, just all just go to the pub, bears are on me!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:50 pm

Nah, just all just go to the pub, bears are on me!

I'll take my bear in a goblet thank you :foodndrink:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:21 am

<---------------- You haven't met this bear ........ yet. :glare:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:21 pm

<---------------- You haven't met this bear ........ yet. :glare:

+23 points

bet you can't figure out how I came up with that number, I'll give a hint.... Bear.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:31 am

Just grim and BEAR it. I would never quit a ￡$1 game because i died.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:56 am

I guess you couldn't bear it, eh? Yuk yuk.

I hate to be the Bear of bad news, but you sir need to train more.

Glad to see the game is easier to bear now.

(...used joke is more used than Haelga)

Nah, just all just go to the pub, bears are on me!

Puntastic!!