This is all completely tongue-in-cheek, and not meant to be taken seriously..

It had come to my attention that there seems to be quite a bit of Elder Scrolls racism around the threads, along with an occasional BRING BACK DWEMERZ AND SNOW ELVES AND AKAVIRI!!1! post nonsense.

So here's a hypothetical, completely not-serious scenario. Everyone is given the chance to vote off the race they hate most, in favor of a brand new race. No you can't have all of them, only ten races are allowed in the game, and if you'd like to have a new race, a preexisting one must be sacrificed.

So you guys hate Altmer and Orcs and Imperials so much and want to see Snow Elves and, by Sithis, even Dwarves? Cast your votes!

I see a complete lack of Maormer. I refuse to vote in protest.



But I say we get rid of Nords, Redguards, Imperials, and Bretons and replace them with Maormer, Snow Elves, Dwemer, and Left-Handed Elves.

For the Dominion

Add Maormer (I may have spelling wrong) the sea elves. I'd kill off the redguards for them.

Never played an Imperial, so I would gladly swap them for Maormer. Can't have too many Elves in my book.

[Well, whadayaknow, ninja'd twice.]

Glad I'm not the only one who feels that way about elves

My mistake.. Just added Maomer. Have at it.

You're missing an "r." I still protest! EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK.

.....wait.

Oh for the love of Mara.. Added an R.

Orcs! Down with the Orsimer!

In return, I'd love to see the Sload.

slowly moving in full Daedric armor while a tuba constantly plays in the background
I'm still wondering why a *insert race* woman wants to marry a Sload, just because he delivered a note.
Should I just start about the possible offsprings?

Nice. Just nice.
I suppose I'd swap the Bretons for one of the Akaviri, maybe Tango Mo. We need more beast races.

Now I protest for the lack of http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Lefthanded_Elves

It's always the left hand man left out in this right hand man world.

No I'm not serious, I voted.

Poor Orcs. They are so misunderstood

Though I still maintain that for a truly unique rpg experience, they should make Dreamsleeve Memo-Spore a playable race.

Screw the Imperials, I want the Tsaesci.

Oh wow.. That's a real race isn't it? *facepalm* Well I learn something new every day.

Poll adjusted.

I'd get rid of the Nords in favor of the Igma. Think of it as getting rid of one bunch of monkeys for a smarter, better looking bunch of monkeys.

Next thing you know, someone will be clamoring for Hist. Mark my words..

Where are all the enigmatic races from The Elder Scrolls Novels? I demand for you to read both books and submit all speculative races. Categorize and name please. Thank you.
We should put "healed Orsimer" on there. I want to see some Orcs that are not cursed. I'm imagining green altmer...

Oh, thanks for reminding me!


I think they were just Aldmer.

Will there be a perk tree for 16-dimensional mathematical bombardment? Count me in.

Just throwin' this out there, but there's a good possibility that the Left-Handed Elves became the Orsimer.

Oh? Explain. I could see the Orichalcum connection.

Added a slew of new ones. A couple of them possibly border-line trolling.. But who knows. Maybe someone wants to play as a Nymph. Or a tree.

Well, I certainly don't want to play as a giant! I have enough problems fitting through doors as a Vampire Lord.

I'd trade any of the human races for a new playable beast race. Heck, I'd trade even two humans