You're favorite pick-up lines. : Othor Games

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:22 am

You see that hot woman/man over there? You want to go on a relationship that will most likely fail in a few weeks? I'm no expert but some "relationships" starts with a pick-up line. So if you see that someone.. What would you say to that person? Just make sure it's not bad enough to get this thread closed.. Mine would be along the lines of "I'm kind of a big deal here in town..."

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:01 pm

How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, fried or fertilised?

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:24 am

How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, fried or fertilised?

A very wise choice of words...

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:23 am

Your* favourite.

Bad start to this thread. >.>

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:03 am

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I'm not even black.

But if I was I would totally use that. :hehe:

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:14 am

I just finished my nmap scan and I noticed you have a few ports open.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:42 pm

Your* favourite.

Bad start to this thread. >.>

I knew I made a mistake...

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:26 pm

Hello.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:40 pm

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:11 pm

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110527after.gif

I'm not even black.

But if I was I would totally use that. :hehe:

Was expecting Strange Journey :sad:

I guess it was the wrong Schwarz.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:04 pm

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and smashed your face? Because you're freaking ugly.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:03 pm

Is heaven missing an angel?

... because if it is, there will be serious theological implications.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:58 am

Baby you turn my software into hardware

knock knock
whos there
an opportunity to date me

now break up lines

hey baby do your feet hurt
no why
because you been stomping on my dreams

do you believe in love at first sight baby? how about misery after 8 months

if i said you had a good body, would you put it through the front door

or my favorite

hey its morning, and your still here?

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:39 am

Here's a really good one- lick your finger, then wipe it on his/her shirt and say "Let's go somewhere and get out of these wet clothes." :hubbahubba:

Or another good one- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again."

I just finished my nmap scan and I noticed you have a few ports open.

Ha. Somewhere I have a print out of pick-up lines that I got from a thread that I started last year and yours where some of the best, not that who I told them to understood them.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:20 pm

Ha. Somewhere I have a print out of pick-up lines that I got from a thread that I started last year and yours where some of the best, not that who I told them to understood them.

I have no idea what I put in that thread. Some were popular geek pickup lines, others were complete originals (like the jumbo frames one). I probably couldn't even repeat all of them if I wanted to

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:33 am

Here's a really good one- lick your finger, then wipe it on his/her shirt and say "Let's go somewhere and get out of these wet clothes." :hubbahubba:

Or another good one- "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again." :wink:

well bud,lets just say when i look at girls there in wet clothes :wink:

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:54 pm

"Shake it baby!"
"You wanna dance?"
All while giving out $100.00 bills

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» Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:35 pm

I know a ton but for starters: "Oh honey, don't rock the cradle or else you'll wake up the baby."

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:25 am

Do you work at little Caesar's? Cause you look hot an ready (I made this up myself :biggrin:

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» Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:26 pm

"Hey, the word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word."

"What's that on your chest, oh wait that's my eyes."

And I heard a stupid one the other day actually. "I'll be your Edward if you be my Bella."

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:18 pm

"Hey, the word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word."

"What's that on your chest, oh wait that's my eyes."

And I heard a stupid one the other day actually. "I'll be your Edward if you be my Bella."

First one is brilliant!

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:48 pm

baby your so hot, i'd skin you and make a nice coat

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:29 am

First one is brilliant!

Thank you. I am surprised you have never heard that before.

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:16 pm

Thank you. I am surprised you have never heard that before.

Oh I did... I just liked that saying for some reason..

» Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:19 pm

What can I get for $10 ?