Your Skyrim Jokes : V

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:22 pm

Spouse: Hello my love, back from some adventure I bet?
Dragonborn: Yes I have dear. *Goes to bathroom and comes back*
Spouse: Hello my love, back from some adventure I bet?
Dragonborn: :stare:

Eola: Not many would walk blindly into a crpyt... *Brother Verulus walks in Hall of the Dead and kills Eola* Verulus: Take that cannibal!
Dragonborn: WTF? I was having a quick chat with this woman.
Verulus: You were...? I thought... You were on my side. *Tear*

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» Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:51 pm

I used to be an adventurer like you.

But then I retired.

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:14 am

The best joke in Skyrim?

That award would have to go to the UI.

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:51 pm

The best joke in Skyrim?

That award would have to go to the UI.

Hahaha THIS! :rofl:

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:01 am

Heimskr? I hardly know 'er!

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:04 am

The best joke in Skyrim?

That award would have to go to the UI.

I lol'd

then I cried, because its true and I'm stuck with it...

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:18 pm

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fusro.
Fusro who?

I think you know how this ends.

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:41 am

Heimskr? I hardly know 'er!

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:31 pm

Heimskr? I hardly know 'er!

» Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:29 pm

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